Intel School Workouts

[IntelToad]

1) Drink two cans (the big ones you wanna be Intel Toad) of Fosters.

2) Run 25 yards.

3) Drink four more.

4) Bang one of your classmates (female for God's sake)

5) Drink six more.

6) Travel to Nogales Mexico. Drink 12 Dos Equis while attending Donkey Show. Be sure to tip the Donkey.

7) Drink ten more.

Stumble onto graduation ceremony.

9) Loudly announce to the world "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH !!" when you receive your diploma.

[BadMuther]

Fucken A!!!!

reminds me, in my PLDC class, there was this self-professed White Power skinhead in the barracks next door.........rumor had it that one of the black chicks in his platoon was blowing him every night...go figure....