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RANGER513
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Bn. Staff Duty

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Here is one night I will never forget ! If any of you A Co. boys read this and one of these Rangers where YOU, enjoy !

I believe the year was 1988. I had my first Battalion Staff Duty N.C.O. duty and it was freaking Saturday night. Anyways, as usual, around 10 p.m. a few Rangerette's showed up asking for Ranger so and so, and asking me if I was single. After sending them on thier way, the night settled down and it became pretty darn quiet.

About 01:30 hours, I decided it was time to make the nightly rounds. Bn. Staff Duty N.C.O.'s where required to walk through all four companies and just make sure th Hooah's where not getting out of control. As I entered the third floor of A Co., I heard a girl moaning extremely loud ! Typical porn stuff. " Fuck me. Harder ! Give it to me ! " etc. etc. I thought Damn, some young Ranger needs to get out and stop watching porn ! As I got closer to the room where this destinctive sound was coming from, I started hearing male voices. Several male voices ! As I stood in front of the closed door, I started thinking that this was not a porn movie. Sure enough, I opened the door and there was this Rangerette, naked, on all fours, with a Ranger underneath her, one behind her, one in front of her, and another waiting his turn, all naked ! They all looked up at me, standing there in my Black Beret, starched jungle fatigues, and Sergeant stripes. Without missing a beat, the Ranger that was behind this Rangerette said, " Hooah Sergeant ! "

After standing there for a few seconds, I said, " Rangers, keep the damn noise down ! " I shut the door and went back to making my rounds.

Here is the kicker......the Rangerette that was providing all the fun.....she was actually HOT !


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RANGER513 wrote:
Here is the kicker......the Rangerette that was providing all the fun.....she was actually HOT !


This thread is worthless without pictures!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RangerJim »

Same kind of thing was going on when I had CQ in A CO around the 91 time frame, but they had a line going out the door. The young hooahs asked me if I wanted to go next since I had to sit at the desk all night. Funny thing is... the girl ended up marrying one of the guys from HHC. Those were the good old days.
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RTO wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Here is the kicker......the Rangerette that was providing all the fun.....she was actually HOT !
This thread is worthless without pictures!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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