Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

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Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

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Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

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Jesus Christ. By the title, I thought this was another damn spam bot and was about to move the thread to the shitter. :lol:
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Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....
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If exlax and preperation H don't get those fuckers to start "screamin" I doubt anything ever will. :lol:
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So let me see if I understand...you shit yourself and try to sweat and/or tighten up your skin to pass a tape test. Seems like a lot of crazy bullshit to me, how much of a lazy fat fuck do you have to be? If the turds that came up with this put a 1/4 of that energy into PT and diet and they wouldn't have to worry about getting taped. :roll:
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Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.
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RangerX wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....
too late!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....
too late!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ya think?!?

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Rugger wrote:Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.
I think THAT fucking ship sailed a long time ago for these guys!
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SA Yons wrote:Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

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When are they going to get something else? :roll:

After batt, in the 1/29, one of the fattest, laziest sonofabitch's was in there. He looked like a fucking bowlling ball. E-5. His neck was so fucking fat, that he passed the comparison part. Neck to waste.

Me and a couple of other guys got into lifting and body building. I was large, as were they and not hardly any body fat. I could barley pass the tape test. :roll: They don't make a tape long enough for me these days. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That test is soooo fucked up.
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Rugger wrote:Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.
Intelectually I think that is a great plan, emotionally I think "Fuck that, pass the cake"
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Post by Ranger Bill »

All that is accomplished by this is temporary pass-the-tape-test-trick is that an un-fit soldier remains un-fit. It is not good for the soldiers, his unit or the Army. Real men don't rub asshole stuff on their bodies.
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