Little Mary Margaret

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Little Mary Margaret

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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called
on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in
the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again
said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time
Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it inhalf!"


The Nun fainted.
"Here dead lie we, because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung..." --A. E. Housman

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Gotta love them lil' Catholic girls! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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haz-mat, that is excellent.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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