Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...
One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.
Again, I say, WTF!?
-SA
One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.
Again, I say, WTF!?
-SA
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
Hey now!!Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
A fella could get a reputation around here.....
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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So let me see if I understand...you shit yourself and try to sweat and/or tighten up your skin to pass a tape test. Seems like a lot of crazy bullshit to me, how much of a lazy fat fuck do you have to be? If the turds that came up with this put a 1/4 of that energy into PT and diet and they wouldn't have to worry about getting taped.
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This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
too late!!!RangerX wrote:Hey now!!Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
A fella could get a reputation around here.....
Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
Ya think?!?RTO wrote:too late!!!RangerX wrote:Hey now!!Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
A fella could get a reputation around here.....
+1
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.
You will immediately tell that "NCO" to shut the fuck up! I can't even fathom what the fuck this is about.SA Yons wrote:Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...
One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.
Again, I say, WTF!?
-SA
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When are they going to get something else?
After batt, in the 1/29, one of the fattest, laziest sonofabitch's was in there. He looked like a fucking bowlling ball. E-5. His neck was so fucking fat, that he passed the comparison part. Neck to waste.
Me and a couple of other guys got into lifting and body building. I was large, as were they and not hardly any body fat. I could barley pass the tape test. They don't make a tape long enough for me these days.
That test is soooo fucked up.
After batt, in the 1/29, one of the fattest, laziest sonofabitch's was in there. He looked like a fucking bowlling ball. E-5. His neck was so fucking fat, that he passed the comparison part. Neck to waste.
Me and a couple of other guys got into lifting and body building. I was large, as were they and not hardly any body fat. I could barley pass the tape test. They don't make a tape long enough for me these days.
That test is soooo fucked up.
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All that is accomplished by this is temporary pass-the-tape-test-trick is that an un-fit soldier remains un-fit. It is not good for the soldiers, his unit or the Army. Real men don't rub asshole stuff on their bodies.
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