Lost soul...

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » July 19th, 2006, 1:36 pm

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.

She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe...he cares for me, feeds me and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.'

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » July 19th, 2006, 1:49 pm

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » July 19th, 2006, 2:01 pm

Cat · Post by **Cat** » July 19th, 2006, 2:03 pm

cams · Post by **cams** » July 19th, 2006, 2:10 pm

Nice SB!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 19th, 2006, 2:24 pm

The Captian fucked up, he should have gotten in on the deal! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 19th, 2006, 4:02 pm

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 19th, 2006, 7:36 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:

The Captian fucked up, he should have gotten in on the deal! :D

And that's the difference between a squid and a Ranger! :D

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 19th, 2006, 8:26 pm

EvilCouch wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:

The Captian fucked up, he should have gotten in on the deal! :D
And that's the difference between a squid and a Ranger! :D

How do you know that you really are a buddy fucker?

You buddy fuck yourself!

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 19th, 2006, 11:50 pm

I call that masturbation.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 20th, 2006, 12:20 am

EvilCouch wrote:I call that masturbation.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 20th, 2006, 2:00 am

Remember, it's righty tighty, lefty loosey.