Misunderstanding

[lawdog]

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in
the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will
be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her
husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say
good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back
yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

[Steadfast]

Excellent lawdog!

[Speedracer]

To cool

Thats a good one

[Chiron]

[289sotherhalf]

[Goog]

That's sooo funny Mr. Lawdog.

I really like your avatar, by the way. When can we get together to do some shooting?

Rut ro Raggy