Back seat driver
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The AF trainer is getting a little hot in the back seat
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... e+heat+off
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... e+heat+off
holy shit, I just flashed back to about 4 different flights I've had. with native born, American, English speakers. sitting right next to them, nudging the fucker with my elbow, looking them dead in the eye, YELLING into the intercom,
"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YEAH?! THEN FUCKING TURN RIGHT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LIVE IMPACT AREA! THEY HAPPEN TO BE SHOOTING 155s TODAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY ONE."
or, "hey, look right. Tom, look right. LOOK RIGHT!... EMERGENCY I HAVE THE CONTROLS! ok, now look right. yeah, that's called fixation. so you completely missed the fact that we got below the treeline, were 50' AGL at 90 knots, and you were trying to crash into the target. if I had let you go 2 more seconds, we would have mushed into the target, and we'd be at the hospital pissing and bleeding, instead of at the bar tonight, best case. don't forget to scan while trying to line up a shot. now, let's try it again..."
"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YEAH?! THEN FUCKING TURN RIGHT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LIVE IMPACT AREA! THEY HAPPEN TO BE SHOOTING 155s TODAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY ONE."
or, "hey, look right. Tom, look right. LOOK RIGHT!... EMERGENCY I HAVE THE CONTROLS! ok, now look right. yeah, that's called fixation. so you completely missed the fact that we got below the treeline, were 50' AGL at 90 knots, and you were trying to crash into the target. if I had let you go 2 more seconds, we would have mushed into the target, and we'd be at the hospital pissing and bleeding, instead of at the bar tonight, best case. don't forget to scan while trying to line up a shot. now, let's try it again..."
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA holy shit post some more!!!!!!KW Driver wrote:holy shit, I just flashed back to about 4 different flights I've had. with native born, American, English speakers. sitting right next to them, nudging the fucker with my elbow, looking them dead in the eye, YELLING into the intercom,
"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YEAH?! THEN FUCKING TURN RIGHT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LIVE IMPACT AREA! THEY HAPPEN TO BE SHOOTING 155s TODAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY ONE."
or, "hey, look right. Tom, look right. LOOK RIGHT!... EMERGENCY I HAVE THE CONTROLS! ok, now look right. yeah, that's called fixation. so you completely missed the fact that we got below the treeline, were 50' AGL at 90 knots, and you were trying to crash into the target. if I had let you go 2 more seconds, we would have mushed into the target, and we'd be at the hospital pissing and bleeding, instead of at the bar tonight, best case. don't forget to scan while trying to line up a shot. now, let's try it again..."
TFR Somalia
Kosovo KFOR3A, Iraq 2003-4 OIF 1, 08-10
Kosovo KFOR3A, Iraq 2003-4 OIF 1, 08-10
SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH OR DIE BITCH!!
A Duh, A Duh.............AmothafuckinDuh!
A Duh, A Duh.............AmothafuckinDuh!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
Imagine doing my fucking job...
I am still laughing. I truly think that was the funniest video played on here in months.
Outstanding.
J
I am still laughing. I truly think that was the funniest video played on here in months.
Outstanding.
J
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
I don't know, I would think that allot of the people that you deal with would at least have an ejumacation.VAK wrote:Imagine doing my fucking job...
I am still laughing. I truly think that was the funniest video played on here in months.
Outstanding.
J
Imagine dealing with a bunch of non-educated, non-english speaking, illiterate, illegal, Sons O Bitches!
I feel for anyone who has to deal with the shit in any way shape or form.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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well, most of the others delt with trying to get a stupid fucker to quit shooting 50 or rockets before we actually flew through the target area/blast frag. to the point of throwing a knife edge strike into their chest to get them to listen to me at 200m from the target at 80 knots...Tirehouse wrote:
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA holy shit post some more!!!!!!
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
Whats with all the sad smilies asshole, did you get "BANNED!"Ben McMaster wrote::( :( :(
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
Ah, that's great.
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