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Benning Wife
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Post by Benning Wife »

Two Hours of Benning Wife in Just Two Calories.

And...

Just for the Taste of Benning Wife.
AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

289sotherhalf wrote:--Nothing comes between me and my 289sotherhalf

-and-

--Nobody better lay a finger on my 289sotherhalf


:lol: :lol:
Damn right! :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
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Post by MrsDocMac »

This Is The Age Of The PWAR

Please Don't Squeeze The PWAR

An Army of PWAR
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CAL
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Post by CAL »

Making Cal Taste Better.
Obviously for the ladies. :P
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ANGRYCivilian
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Watch Out, There's an Angrycivilian About.

Loves the Angrycivilian You Hate.

Angrycivilian, the Other White Meat.

The Angrycivilian that Smiles Back.

Now with 50% more Angrycivilian! (haha, that's funny!)

Sometimes You Feel Like an Angrycivilian, Sometimes You Don't.
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P

"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

WE"LL LEAVE THE AMYDOLL ON FOR YOU :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by kageryu311 »

Don't Leave Home Without The Kage.

Get Serious. Get The Kage.

I Think, Therefore The Kage.

A Tough Kage to Follow.

Nobody Does It Like The Kage. (I love this one)

And All Because The Lady Loves The Kage. (I love this one even more)

The Kage Really Satisfies.

We Don't Make The Kage. We Make The Kage Better.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

This thing is funny.

Snap into an Asshole!

Watch Out, There's an Asshole About.

There Ain't No Party Like A Shitass Party.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Shitass.

Ring Around the Dead Baby Gets Your Whole Wash Clean.

It's Shake 'n' Dead Baby, and I Helped.

It's the Fat Bitch You Can See.

Recommended By Dr. Small Dick.

It's Not TV. It's I'm Laughing Like A Fucking Idiot.

Make It An I'm Jasonkb4, Rangers Suck! Night.

My Foot Hurts, Take Me Away.

A Day Without Ranger Kilted Heathen is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Fucking Cunt!

Do The Fucking Cunt.

Mullet - It Does a Body Good.

Mullet - It Looks Good on You.

We Do Missing Fingers Right.

He Who Thinks A Dingo Ate My Baby Drinks A Dingo Ate My Baby.

Bet You Can't Eat Shit.

Go Crack a Motherfucker.

Life Should Taste As Good As Jesus.

Hand-Built by Jesus.

Leggo my Jesus!

Spreads Straight from the Mother Mary.

I'm Going To Hell Unscripted.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Being Mean To Jesus from the Oven.

Kelly Clarkson-Lickin' Good.

Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the The Shocker.

Leaves Your Fuckstick Minty not Mediciney.

I Wish They All Could Be Shitwhore Girls.

You're in Good Hands with Armyranger.com.

Snap! Crackle! Hate!

All Hate, All The Time.

Don't Forget The Bloodwings, Mum.

I Think, Therefore I'm Done.
St Barbara's Bastards
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

How could I forget this one?

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Chuck Norris.
St Barbara's Bastards
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Post by Darksaga »

The Darksaga Of A New Generation.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Chiron
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Post by Chiron »

Let The Chiron Take The Strain.


Tell Them About The Chiron, Mummy.


The Incredible, Edible Chiron.


Chiron Saves Your Soul.


The Chiron is Mightier than the Sword.


Any Time, Any Place, Chiron.
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Post by SkyShark »

Chiron wrote:
The Incredible, Edible Chiron.
:lol: :lol:
It's all good.
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CastNoShadow
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Post by CastNoShadow »

Yo Quiero CastNoShadow :roll:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

cashhighlander wrote:The Cashhighlander Goes Straight to your Head.

Im not sure I would have advertized that....unless............son....there something you want to tell us?
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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Post by RiserBurn »

"Mum's gone to RiserBurn"

"Try RiserBurn, You'll Like It!"

"Ribbed For Her RiserBurn" :shock:
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