Three Italian nuns!

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » May 8th, 2006, 4:34 am

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says......"No sister , the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months"

If you laughed, you are going straight to hell

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » May 8th, 2006, 7:51 am

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » May 8th, 2006, 9:08 am

Chiron wrote:If you laughed, you are going straight to hell.

OK, what else is new?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 8th, 2006, 6:26 pm

RTO · Post by **RTO** » May 8th, 2006, 6:53 pm

uh oh!

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » May 8th, 2006, 8:12 pm

Cat · Post by **Cat** » May 8th, 2006, 8:29 pm

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » May 9th, 2006, 4:06 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Chiron wrote:If you laughed, you are going straight to hell.
OK, what else is new?

See you there. I'll be the one with the red girl hanging on to my arm.