Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Ranger sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Ranger kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Ranger. "I'm in the aisle seat, I will get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Ranger's shoe and spat in it.
When the Ranger returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Ranger obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the second Arab picked up the Ranger's other shoe and spat in it.
When the Ranger returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Ranger slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
The Ranger says, "Why does it have to be this way?
How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This spitting in shoes...... and pissing in cokes?"
THE RANGERS WILL ALWAYS WIN!
Two Arabs
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I knew that was coming!Goog wrote:and pissing in cokes
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
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HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
