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Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » June 27th, 2003, 11:47 am

Talking about road marching and not wearing underwear got me to thinking about the guy who froze his dick to his zipper during a road march.I think he was in A co. 3rd Batt. and it happened before before I got there in the fall of 85.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » June 27th, 2003, 11:56 am

I hate when that happens...

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Recon USMC · Post by **Recon USMC** » June 27th, 2003, 5:20 pm

EarthPig2/75 wrote:Seems a bit odd that the 1st and 3rd Bat guys are so into Vaseline products....hmm.

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That is harsh, I never knew a swamp rat to use a lube, nothing like the salt burning your inner thighs, anything else would be sissy like.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » June 28th, 2003, 5:52 am

Major Slug wrote:Talking about road marching and not wearing underwear got me to thinking about the guy who froze his dick to his zipper during a road march.I think he was in A co. 3rd Batt. and it happened before before I got there in the fall of 85.

I was thinking it was probaly the winter of 84.If I remember right it got rrrrrreal cold that winter...

Rgr_MindRiot · Post by **Rgr_MindRiot** » June 30th, 2003, 1:15 pm

God don't tell me they are using those fag zippers now. Used to be the buttons allowed you to let fly in position by just undoing two of them (one if you were deformed). What happens if your zipper gets stuck? Button fly is more manly, has less moving parts, can be repaired in the field, and will not eat any foreskin.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » June 30th, 2003, 2:56 pm

Well, we did have the OG107's through the mid-80's and they had zippers - at least all mine did. What did they have back in your day, Ranger Mindriot? The Pickle suits?

NG_11B30 · Post by **NG_11B30** » April 28th, 2006, 9:14 am

There is a product that I havn't tried yet, but I orderd some today called "Squeaky Cheeks." Its not a greasy formula, its a powder that keeps your ass/balls from chaffing. Anyhow, I found it in the Diamondback Tactical catalog, they don't sell it in their online store. So I had to send them an email and order it that way, cost me about $13.

The stuff has been reviewed by a few serious endurance athletes. You can check it out on their webpage. Just add a .com to their name.

"Squeaky Cheeksâ€™ namesake product is a nongreasy lubricator. Made of cornstarch, bentonite clay, slippery elm bark and other natural ingredients, the product fights chafing by keeping your skin dry."

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PT?

On Chaffing...