Drinking in Texas

[mipuke]

Take this one as you will!!!

A Mexican in a bar drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.? He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

[RTO]

Take this one as you will!!!

A Mexican in a bar drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.? He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

That joke would actually be funnier if you didn't suck at shooting so bad!!!!

[AbnRgr289]

[Bugsy]

I like this version better......

A Taliban terrorist walks in a bar drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Afghanistan our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi insurgent, obviously impressed by this but not to be outdone, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his RPG and shoots the glass to pieces.? He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

An American GI walks in cool as a cucumber, orders a Budweiser picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his bottle in the air, pulls out his 9 MM and shoots the Taliban and the Iraqi insurgent dead, and catches the bottle before it hits the ground. He then says to the bartender in a low voice "You know In Iraq....... there are so many damned terrorist insurgent bastards I never have to sit and drink a beer with the same ones twice"

Bartender, give me another beer and a couple for those two over there