We have been coming up w/ your mama jokes at work and I thought this would be a good place to post a few and maybe learn some new good ones. Here goes.......
1) Your Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk cartoon for her picture.
2) Your Mama is so fat that when she plays hop scotch she goes " Alabama, Tenneesse, Kentucky......."
3) Your Mama is so fat she puts mayonnaise on asprin.
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Silverback wrote:4) Your Mama is so stupid, she gave birth to a Mech Soldier
Whats wrong with Mech? Your just jealous your chubby ass wouldnt fit in a Brad arent you? You can't be stupid and be Mech.....well........maybe a little.......I was an 11M for quite awhile......and Im not.......well.........damn......I hated Mech...........................fuckin Mom.....if she was alive Id kick her ass....................... 
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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Your momma is so fat that when it rains she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Yo mama is so fat....
when she jumps up in the air, she get's stuck.
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
if she wears a grey sweat suit, sailors try to board her after shore leave.
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
she's on both sides of the family!
when she jumps up in the air, she get's stuck.
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
if she wears a grey sweat suit, sailors try to board her after shore leave.
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
she's on both sides of the family!
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Your Mama's so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
Your Mama's glasses so thick, that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
Your Mama's so fat she can wear a VCR like a beeper.
Your Mama's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a spoon.
Your Mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving.
Your Family's so fat, I threw a rock through the window of your house and hit all of them.
Your Mama's glasses so thick, that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
Your Mama's so fat she can wear a VCR like a beeper.
Your Mama's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a spoon.
Your Mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving.
Your Family's so fat, I threw a rock through the window of your house and hit all of them.
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Yo momma is so fat, skinny people do laps around her for exercise.
Yo momma is so fat, I had to take a train an 2 busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma is so ugly that your dad quit his job so he wouldnt have to kiss her good bye.
Yo momma is so fat she puts a belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so nasty, she has chest hair that goes all the way down to her dick.
Yo momma is so old, she owes jesus 3 bucks.
Yo momma is so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo family was so poor that you had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma is so fat, I had to take a train an 2 busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma is so ugly that your dad quit his job so he wouldnt have to kiss her good bye.
Yo momma is so fat she puts a belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so nasty, she has chest hair that goes all the way down to her dick.
Yo momma is so old, she owes jesus 3 bucks.
Yo momma is so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo family was so poor that you had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Your momma is so ugly they had to get you drunk so you would breastfeed.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Your mama so fat, that after I fucked her, I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Your mama so fat her blood type is Rocky Road!
Your mama was so ugly when she was little they had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!
Your mama so fat she can sit on a quarter and make change!
Your mama so fat her blood type is Rocky Road!
Your mama was so ugly when she was little they had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!
Your mama so fat she can sit on a quarter and make change!
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