Intro

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » November 1st, 2005, 7:55 am

Welcome, Ranger pron275! Glad you found the site. Make yourself at home here! Thank you for serving our nation.

H75thRangers · Post by **H75thRangers** » November 1st, 2005, 8:14 am

Welcome Ranger! Glad to hear that Ranger Puck's speech had a positive and lasting effect on you :o

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » November 1st, 2005, 10:44 am

Welcome Ranger

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » November 1st, 2005, 1:37 pm

Welcome

Rock Island Ranger · November 1st, 2005, 1:56 pm

H75thRangers wrote:Welcome Ranger! Glad to hear that Ranger Puck's speech had a positive and lasting effect on you :o

I hear that alot. Now days he says things like....

"Ladies and Gentlemen,
may I please have your attention..please...guys....come on....HEY, Im a RANGER you know! Now, if everyone is comfortable with this, we will have PT.....no,... Physical Training...not Physical Therapy....OK? Now, please place your index finger on your stress card and see if it turns blue or green. If it turns red, you are excused from PT. OK, is everyone comfortable with that? Hey, Im not done yet.....where is everyone going....HEY.....you cant just leave....this is the Army basic training....and.....Im a Ranger....too....shucks....... (Puck starts kicking sand everywhere and eventually flops to the ground moaning....) he is then heard to say.....
...by golly, isnt like the gosh darned Rangers....makes me just angry....where is my stress card....dang....Im really upset......I need to breath deeply and recite poetry.....goshdarnit........

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » November 1st, 2005, 2:59 pm

Welcome

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » November 1st, 2005, 3:34 pm

Abell9 wrote:
H75thRangers wrote:Welcome Ranger! Glad to hear that Ranger Puck's speech had a positive and lasting effect on you :o

I hear that alot. Now days he says things like....

"Ladies and Gentlemen,
may I please have your attention..please...guys....come on....HEY, Im a RANGER you know! Now, if everyone is comfortable with this, we will have PT.....no,... Physical Training...not Physical Therapy....OK? Now, please place your index finger on your stress card and see if it turns blue or green. If it turns red, you are excused from PT. OK, is everyone comfortable with that? Hey, Im not done yet.....where is everyone going....HEY.....you cant just leave....this is the Army basic training....and.....Im a Ranger....too....shucks....... (Puck starts kicking sand everywhere and eventually flops to the ground moaning....) he is then heard to say.....
...by golly, isnt like the gosh darned Rangers....makes me just angry....where is my stress card....dang....Im really upset......I need to breath deeply and recite poetry.....goshdarnit........

Thats was you hidin in the bushes????? I thought it was the CG.

and fuck you very MUCH Pastor

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » November 3rd, 2005, 5:18 pm

Welcome and Thank you for your service.