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Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

For the Moms...

My Ranger knocked up your honor roll student! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SkyShark »

Kilted Heathen wrote:For the Moms...

My Ranger knocked up your honor roll student! :D
Or knocked out :twisted:

I saw one the other day that made me laugh out loud. This was on a shitty car. :lol:

"Don't laugh, your daughter's in the back seat!"
It's all good.
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Post by Darksaga »

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming like the passangers in his car.
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Post by Daisey »

Darksaga wrote:I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming like the passangers in his car.
:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Warriorwife »

That was pretty good AL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Mom in Texas »

Kilted Heathen wrote:For the Moms...

My Ranger knocked up your honor roll student! :D
:shock:

:D :D :D :D
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Rangermom wrote:And one for the Pastor....

Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.
Thanks.....always nice to be remembered in a light of unbridled sadistic torture.
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Post by eltrane »

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Southern_Brit
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Post by Southern_Brit »

Rangermom wrote:And one for the Pastor....

Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.

Reminds me of a mate of mine... he hit a cat in his car and stopped to have a look at the damage and saw a cat on the grass just off the road; lying down.
He saw it twitch and thought the best thing to do was put it out of it's misery - he fetched a tool from his car and gave the cat a few heavy blows - job done!
He then went and checked out his car...got a bit of a shock when he noticed that under one of the wheek arches was........the cat he hit!

Needless to say he made a sharp exit from the scene!! :shock:
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Post by wellfed »

Image <------I'm Stealing that one!




Almost forgot, BOYCOTT JANE FONDA! AMERICAN TRAITOR BITCH! (had it on my truck for years....never thought I'd need a new one!)

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