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ChipOnShoulder

The Doc is in............

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Since life has somewhat become stable I will be taking consultations. Any bitches, gripes or complaints will be taken in turn and should have roughly a 24-48hr. turn around time. Hey- It's not convenient, it's not instant but at least it's free. You come to me at your own risk as indicated at the top of the Medical forum. If you are really fucked you should not be typing anyway - you should be at the ER or a real Doctor. All [i]womans is invited [/i]but keep in mind I just got married so keep it professional with legitimate problems.

Doc Cook
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Oh yeah, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, so if you are an Assclown, hit the road JACK!!!!

I am a bit cranky because "Doc" did not get his beauty sleep for like a month and a half.

Lots of Love, :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :evil: :lol: :x 8) 8)

Doc Cook
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Post by Thursday »

Good to see you back Ranger Doc Cook. I can help out around here as well if you need, but I am sure you have some more training and more experience than me.
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Bugsy
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Post by Bugsy »

Damn Doc its good to see you again bro, seems like I haven't seen you post in a while.
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1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
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Jared G.
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Post by Jared G. »

Doc Cook wrote:Oh yeah, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, so if you are an Assclown, hit the road JACK!!!!

I am a bit cranky because "Doc" did not get his beauty sleep for like a month and a half.

Lots of Love, :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :evil: :lol: :x 8) 8)

Doc Cook
Beauty sleep? You're already too fuckin' ugly to turn that around. Good to see you again Cook. :twisted:
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McD
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Post by McD »

Glad your back.

Question: I have this continuous drip from my dick and it feels like I'm pissing razor blades. Is this normal for someone who frequents hookers? :?

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Post by ChipOnShoulder »

Yeah probably is McD,
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Don't worry, I covered for you. :wink:
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

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