A Shakespearean Mermaid's Intro

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » July 15th, 2005, 9:01 am

Here's a Hallmark moment...you'll probably be the first one he gives the clap to!

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » July 15th, 2005, 10:47 am

or version C
he goes on to be a Ranger, does his growing up there and learns everyone is responsible for their own actions and the only one you can count is your self

you go to college, think you grow up and are indoctrinated to the liberal mantra that it is always someone else fault and the government will take care of you

that really doesnâ€™t mix to well

but good luck

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » July 15th, 2005, 11:43 am

I see everyone is helping alot ......

Good luck and welcome....

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 12:15 pm

Welcome to the site, Ariel.

Stew86 · Post by **Stew86** » July 15th, 2005, 1:54 pm

Welcome, PM inbound.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » July 15th, 2005, 1:58 pm

Welcome.
RLTW
EP

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » July 15th, 2005, 2:12 pm

Horned Toad wrote:or version C
he goes on to be a Ranger, does his growing up there and learns everyone is responsible for their own actions and the only one you can count is your self

you go to college, think you grow up and are indoctrinated to the liberal mantra that it is always someone else fault and the government will take care of you

that really doesnâ€™t mix to well

but good luck

The other option is you become a hard core conservative psychologist that believes that most problems people have is because they can't take responsibility for own lives and expect others to do their work for them. It is called Reality Therapy. Unfortunately the boot in the ass method of counseling is frowned upon in certain liberal circles.

Then you may just work out fine.

Blacksheep22 · Post by **Blacksheep22** » July 15th, 2005, 11:53 pm

I've heard this one before. You're telling us that BF is going to be doing all of his training and you're not going to be going to keggers at school? Please, I have more degrees than a friggin thermometer so I know enough about college to tell you that some Rico Suave fraternity boy is going to make you forget about Dudley Doright cause he's there and Dudley is who knows where. How do I know? I've been on both sides of that equation. (A little mathematical lingo for you.)

Break up with him. It's the best thing for both of you. That way he won't feel guilty picking up the skank in Ponders Corner or wherever the analogous places are at the other Battalions, and you and Rico can do body shots and get naked on MTV Spring Break.

That'll be $350, check payable to Dr. Max Cojones, Ph.D.

Gordo173 · Post by **Gordo173** » July 16th, 2005, 12:33 am

Blacksheep22 wrote: Break up with him. It's the best thing for both of you. That way he won't feel guilty picking up the skank in Ponders Corner or wherever the analogous places are at the other Battalions, and you and Rico can do body shots and get naked on MTV Spring Break.

That'll be $350, check payable to Dr. Max Cojones, Ph.D.

Bwahahahaha

Wait a minute! I met the current HH6 at Ponders Corner!

JarHedSolja · Post by **JarHedSolja** » July 16th, 2005, 6:13 am

Lol yeah.. 17 year old girl waiting on her boyfriend who is away at boot camp.

Here's the real story.

Boy meets girl.. boy likes girl... boy dates girl... boy enlists and goes to boot.... girl meets boy with nicer car... girl sends boy dear john letter... the end.

Viking · Post by **Viking** » July 16th, 2005, 7:15 am

Please tell me that Ponders Corner isn't named for CSM Ponder....And if it is, it had better be a fucked up story.

Welcome Ariel. Every post in this thread has it's merits....you know that, right?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » July 16th, 2005, 3:16 pm

Blacksheep22 wrote:I've heard this one before. You're telling us that BF is going to be doing all of his training and you're not going to be going to keggers at school? Please, I have more degrees than a friggin thermometer so I know enough about college to tell you that some Rico Suave fraternity boy is going to make you forget about Dudley Doright cause he's there and Dudley is who knows where. How do I know? I've been on both sides of that equation. (A little mathematical lingo for you.)

Break up with him. It's the best thing for both of you. That way he won't feel guilty picking up the skank in Ponders Corner or wherever the analogous places are at the other Battalions, and you and Rico can do body shots and get naked on MTV Spring Break.

That'll be $350, check payable to Dr. Max Cojones, Ph.D.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Said like a true scholar.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » July 16th, 2005, 3:39 pm

Here's some advice, From now on when you wake up...Look over at him and say "Fuck you". This'll fast forward you through the honeymoon phase and straight to the sustainment phase of the relationship.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » July 17th, 2005, 6:13 pm

Silverback wrote:Here's some advice, From now on when you wake up...Look over at him and say "Fuck you". This'll fast forward you through the honeymoon phase and straight to the sustainment phase of the relationship.

SNAP...

Dose of reality for those who don't follow "Jim's ROE's"

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 17th, 2005, 8:38 pm

Haven't heard from Miss Bubbles in a while. Must not have been the response she was looking for