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BigSis61502 wrote:
smileytfj wrote:I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A mouth? :wink:
Technically it is a nose...but a mouth will do!

AmyDoll, you're right it is a bed.

Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
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smileytfj wrote:
BigSis61502 wrote:
smileytfj wrote:I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A mouth? :wink:
Technically it is a nose...but a mouth will do!

AmyDoll, you're right it is a bed.

Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?

*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
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Pants is correct.

What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?
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Shake hands.
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289sotherhalf wrote:
smileytfj wrote:Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?

*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
:lol: Nope, not right. It is a visual thing. Kind of obscure unless you remember that I took three years of LATIN in highschool.
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You people are so fucking smart, it makes me want to puke. I'll have to search the internet for an extra difficult riddle, and stump some of you.
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
smileytfj wrote:Still no answer on this:
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?

*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
:lol: Nope, not right. It is a visual thing. Kind of obscure unless you remember that I took three years of LATIN in highschool.
Forgot no one answered this:

Roman Numerals: Xll is twelve

cut it in half and you have Vll or seven!
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What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Hahaha...a towel!
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How many cookies (chocolate chip of course..or oreo...or...I digress) can you eat on an empty stomach?
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One of course, then it won't be empty anymore, :lol: .
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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A man rides into town on Friday stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
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Friday is a horse.
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