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SmileyTFJ
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by SmileyTFJ July 13th, 2005, 1:57 pm
BigSis61502 wrote: smileytfj wrote: I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A mouth?
Technically it is a nose...but a mouth will do!
AmyDoll, you're right it is a bed.
Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6921 Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm
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by 289sotherhalf July 13th, 2005, 2:33 pm
smileytfj wrote: BigSis61502 wrote: smileytfj wrote: I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A mouth?
Technically it is a nose...but a mouth will do!
AmyDoll, you're right it is a bed.
Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?
*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
~Ranger Wife~
eltrane
Tadpole
Posts: 130 Joined: May 24th, 2004, 11:52 am
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by eltrane July 13th, 2005, 3:15 pm
Pants is correct.
RIP SSG Greg Gourley KIA Hawija 22 Feb 06
eltrane
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Posts: 130 Joined: May 24th, 2004, 11:52 am
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by eltrane July 13th, 2005, 4:09 pm
Shake hands.
RIP SSG Greg Gourley KIA Hawija 22 Feb 06
SmileyTFJ
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by SmileyTFJ July 13th, 2005, 7:05 pm
289sotherhalf wrote: smileytfj wrote: Still no answer on this:
When does half of 12 equal 7?
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?
*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
Nope, not right. It is a visual thing. Kind of obscure unless you remember that I took three years of
LATIN in highschool.
ANGRYCivilian
Tadpole
Posts: 2143 Joined: July 16th, 2004, 9:02 am
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by ANGRYCivilian July 15th, 2005, 12:30 pm
You people are so fucking smart, it makes me want to puke. I'll have to search the internet for an extra difficult riddle, and stump some of you.
St Barbara's Bastards
SmileyTFJ
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by SmileyTFJ July 15th, 2005, 12:32 pm
SmileyTFJ wrote: 289sotherhalf wrote: smileytfj wrote: Still no answer on this:
Doesn't that have something to do with Equal temperament (in music)?
*I may be totally overthinking this one, sorry*
Nope, not right. It is a visual thing. Kind of obscure unless you remember that I took three years of
LATIN in highschool.
Forgot no one answered this:
Roman Numerals: Xll is twelve
cut it in half and you have Vll or seven!
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6921 Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm
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by 289sotherhalf July 15th, 2005, 12:44 pm
What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
~Ranger Wife~
SmileyTFJ
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by SmileyTFJ July 15th, 2005, 12:47 pm
Hahaha...a towel!
SmileyTFJ
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by SmileyTFJ July 15th, 2005, 12:49 pm
How many cookies (chocolate chip of course..or oreo...or...I digress) can you eat on an empty stomach?
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6921 Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm
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by 289sotherhalf July 15th, 2005, 12:52 pm
One of course, then it won't be empty anymore,
.
~Ranger Wife~
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6921 Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm
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by 289sotherhalf July 15th, 2005, 12:59 pm
A man rides into town on Friday stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
~Ranger Wife~
Towedjmpr
Paratrooper
Posts: 950 Joined: May 2nd, 2005, 11:25 am
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by Towedjmpr July 15th, 2005, 1:00 pm
Friday is a horse.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Nope, not right. It is a visual thing. Kind of obscure unless you remember that I took three years of LATIN in highschool.
