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SmileyTFJ

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Just you!
Daisey

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SnafuRacer wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:While I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. The seven wives had seven sacks. The seven sacks had seven cats. The seven cats had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives; how many were going to St Ives?
Just one: the author? good one.



How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
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I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
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smileytfj wrote:I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A Nose.

I think?
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- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Well...

If they are ALL boys, then yes...half of them would be boys and the other half would be too!

:lol:
SmileyTFJ

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SnafuRacer wrote:Alright Smartie:

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211

:D Like speak and spell!
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Post by eltrane »

What does a dog do that a man steps into?
RIP SSG Greg Gourley KIA Hawija 22 Feb 06

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SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

While I am tempted to say something else...I believe it is pants. :lol:
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Alright...since I got accused of being a spoil sport by some unnamed weirdo in California getting ready to go play with sailors...

What has 4 legs and only one foot?

:P
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Ok...remembered this one....used to be one of my favorites

When does half of 12 equal 7?
AmyDoll

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A bed
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