These three men were playing cards at the local nursing home. The first man was complaining about having to get up and pee at 0400 everyday. The second man said, " that's nothing, I wake up and poop at 0330 every day. drives me crazy." The third man said he had them all beat, " every morning at 0500 I piss like a racehorse, at 0600 I shit like a pig." The other two said he had it made, what was the problem? The third man said " I don't wake up until 0700."
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" - Winston Churchill