Elderly humor

[topflite38]

These three men were playing cards at the local nursing home. The first man was complaining about having to get up and pee at 0400 everyday. The second man said, " that's nothing, I wake up and poop at 0330 every day. drives me crazy." The third man said he had them all beat, " every morning at 0500 I piss like a racehorse, at 0600 I shit like a pig." The other two said he had it made, what was the problem? The third man said " I don't wake up until 0700."

[jrw2692]

Self defication is not a laughing matter.........Wait, yes it is.

[Disinfertention]

If he doesn't wake up till 0700 then how does he know when he pissed and shit himself?

[502in62]

If he doesn't wake up till 0700 then how does he know when he pissed and shit himself?

The only way you'll know is if you've ever been there.

[Bell]

If he doesn't wake up till 0700 then how does he know when he pissed and shit himself?

Now that is funny. Ranger Dis, ya been in Battalion too long already. Yer attention to detail and understanding the literal interpretation of the statement is to be commended. Yer Ranger attitude and ability is showing. You've come a long way from the stupid little cherry with all the stupid little questions you used to be. And to think it's only been about 5 months. Looking good Ranger.

It's a fucking joke Ranger. Relax. hahahahahha

RLTW
Bell

[Weidert]

lmao

[topflite38]

If he doesn't wake up till 0700 then how does he know when he pissed and shit himself?

Great observation Ranger Disinfertention, I never even thought twice about it.

[certiorari]

well Im gonna take an educated guess and say that the load of shit in his back pocket might tip him off.