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AFM48 wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:
AFM48 wrote:You're a good man, Jester. No doubt you will lead this next group.
Ahem, the mommies here don't even powder their asses like that.
For fucks' sake, shoot him a pm if you want to bounce him on yer knee!
I have pm'd him several times, Ranger, and I stand by what I say. He does not need his ass powdered. He knows what he has to do.
When did you become qualified for an opinion?
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Post by Everett Ruess »

Took it upon yourself, eh? Failure to follow instructions. I'll say this though - if H8 takes a personal interest in you next class AND you still manage to gradute - you've got serious intestinal fortitude!

Took it upon yourself... :roll:
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Shiiit, i came on to this thread a little late. Me and Ray80 were talking on the phone last night about this guy. I guess he is getting some shit in the new class for the whole asprin thing. Now that i know who he is i'm going to have to get a sitrep from Ray80 on his progress. Ahh memories, WHen i went through RIP some fucker got cought two times with copenhagen in his locker, counsiling statement for the first one and recycled for the second one. He made it through the next class however. I think his ass should have been dropped.

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Ranger Hopps wrote:Shiiit, i came on to this thread a little late. Me and Ray80 were talking on the phone last night about this guy. I guess he is getting some shit in the new class for the whole asprin thing. Now that i know who he is i'm going to have to get a sitrep from Ray80 on his progress. Ahh memories, WHen i went through RIP some fucker got cought two times with copenhagen in his locker, counsiling statement for the first one and recycled for the second one. He made it through the next class however. I think his ass should have been dropped.

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How is Ray80 holding up? Tell him to give me a SITREP sometime. :wink:
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EarthPig wrote: How is Ray80 holding up? Tell him to give me a SITREP sometime. :wink:
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Post by deleon275 »

When the fuck did they make ranger candy contraband in RIP? I took about 1000mg a day of that shit. You can't even get addict to that crap.
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: RangerH8Train is going to fuck you up! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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You are so so dead. H8Train is going to crush you when he finds you. I'll say a prayer for your soul! It's shit like that pisses me off. If you willfully neglected to follow instructions then you don't deserve what your getting. Yeah you realize you fucked up, thats great. But you should pay by becoming world wide. If you come to 1/75 I'm going to get your ass. Believe me, I'll find the candy eater!!! You'll probably be another one of the dumb asses that I pop for being underage and drinking in public or buying alcohol in a TMP at the shoppett on post. We don't need undiscipline Rangers in the Regiment. Either come here ready to be a Ranger or don't come at all. We are not here to slap you on the hand and tell you that you did bad. There's no time to babysit you little undiscipline fucks. Get your shit straight this time and don't fuck up. You need to take your training seriously. The pain your taking the meds for is only going to last for a short period. Have some intestinal fortitude and suck it up and drive on to the Ranger objective!! Oh wait I forgot, your apart of that new X Box generation we're getting.
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Post by Poetryisdeath »

Mistakes were made, RIPpie Jester44. At the risk of being smoked like a dirty, bitch ham: We're still cheering for you in Minor Mayhem.

Make it all the way, brother.
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Poetryisdeath wrote:Mistakes were made, RIPpie Jester44. At the risk of being smoked like a dirty, bitch ham: We're still cheering for you in Minor Mayhem.

Make it all the way, brother.
That's what you're supposed to do Poetry.
Noone's going to smoke you for showing the very unity that we are trying to foster amongst the DEPs.
That's one of the very things that sets this site apart from all the others.
Now, put the fucking pom-poms back in the closet and concentrate on preparing yourself not to make the same mistake when it's your turn to step up.

I commend you for verbalising positive support.

Now...be a good little DEP and shut the fuck up.
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ROFLMAO POM-POMS! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by blueskiesalways »

Well it took balls to come back with the update, knowing the flaming that you were going to get...However, I've seen men's balls make them do some pretty stupid things!!!..How about this time you use a little more Northernly directed head power... :idea:
Good luck to you...this flaming is nothing compared to what you'll deserve if you screw it up a second time.
I'm truly glad you have a chance to make it right.
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

That's it BS...put him over yer knee!
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Post by toad »

SupplyRanger wrote: You'll probably be another one of the dumb asses that I pop for being underage and drinking in public or buying alcohol in a TMP at the shoppett on post.
I guess times have changed. :( When I was in we where encouraged to drink. We had keg parties on the Co loading docks on Fridays. I will never forget the day I saw CSM Purdy go off on the lady in our PX for carding someone. When I was a cherry private thats what we looked forward to after getting smoked all week long.
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