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Wow!!!!!! That will leave a mark!
Reminds me when you would be at the bar and take the newbie that just showed up.....
"Alright Ranger, here is you mission if you choose to accept it....well, you did whether you know it yet or not.....See that "Sea-Hag" over there? Yeah, you will take her home and bring back proof. The proof will be in the form of 30 gallon trash bag size panties, a video or pictures. Now move out young Hooah."
Reminds me when you would be at the bar and take the newbie that just showed up.....
"Alright Ranger, here is you mission if you choose to accept it....well, you did whether you know it yet or not.....See that "Sea-Hag" over there? Yeah, you will take her home and bring back proof. The proof will be in the form of 30 gallon trash bag size panties, a video or pictures. Now move out young Hooah."
That bitch has had skid marks on her fucking panties that were larger (and weighed more) than that dude...Maybe she's the fat bitch from that video. If not, then that means there's more than one lard-ass out there making porn, and that's just wrong.
"Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier..." - Samuel Johnson
From the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and violent men take it by force.
-Matthew 11:12
From the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and violent men take it by force.
-Matthew 11:12
- fireranger
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I got to agree with Matador275....do some fucking pushups!Matador275 wrote:StackedRacked......Do some Pushups....right now.....Post in your side of the house when you are done!
3 rd. Plt. C Co. 2/75 1993-1997, RS 10-94 (Navigators)
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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Holly shit! Christ all mighty!
Give me liberty or give me death but not that! I’m totally devastated by the thought that there is a human under that!
Give me liberty or give me death but not that! I’m totally devastated by the thought that there is a human under that!
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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- DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
- Posts: 3491
- Joined: February 16th, 2005, 6:03 am
Guy mumbling and wheezing underneath his beloved childhood sweetheart:
Omph Honey. You lowered that bodacios bod too fast on me before I could get my ramrod in ya. Dang Honey, now my ramrod is bent over into my own ass or is that your clit? I can't tell which. And quit tickling me. hahahahaha oh no fair Honey hahahahaha. stop that, hahahahahaha, Honey you are fucken killin me in more ways than one. hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhahahahahaha stop hahahahahahaha you bitch hahahahahahaha
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Omph Honey. You lowered that bodacios bod too fast on me before I could get my ramrod in ya. Dang Honey, now my ramrod is bent over into my own ass or is that your clit? I can't tell which. And quit tickling me. hahahahaha oh no fair Honey hahahahaha. stop that, hahahahahaha, Honey you are fucken killin me in more ways than one. hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhahahahahaha stop hahahahahahaha you bitch hahahahahahaha
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RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4