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Mailman · Post by **Mailman** » December 18th, 2003, 10:59 am

nanananananana, nanananananana, nanananananana, clap! clap! clap! clap!

nanananananana, nanananananana, nanananananana, clap! clap! clap! clap!

VEGA175 · Post by **VEGA175** » December 18th, 2003, 11:34 am

YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND

502in62 · Post by **502in62** » December 18th, 2003, 5:17 pm

I tried to pull him out by his balls, but look, the son of a bitch didn't have any.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 20th, 2003, 8:29 pm

Saddam said, "Praise be to Allah. I received my Honorary Ranger Challenge Tab from an American University Brother"!

"I was trying to do 1000 Push Ups when both my shoulders locked".

December 21st, 2003, 12:09 am

*Plays Michael Jackson - Thriller*

Kaahh!! Come on guys! do the zombie shuffle...oh ah!

RafterMan · Post by **RafterMan** » December 23rd, 2003, 1:22 am

Ranger2 wrote:
Major Slug wrote:
!

"Can't touch this"

**Cue MC hammer**

Morris0352 · Post by **Morris0352** » January 2nd, 2004, 12:31 am

"BEES!!!"

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 2nd, 2004, 8:43 am

This brown cloud smelling like shit rose from Saddam's fucking hole all the way up to here, I moved back and became paralyed in this position. I know it was a smelly bio attack. :(

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 2nd, 2004, 4:16 pm

"He was all bent over and everything, but I swear to God I didn't fuck him".

klhke · Post by **klhke** » January 20th, 2004, 7:39 pm

"GREAT NEWS GUYS!!! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!"

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 20th, 2004, 8:58 pm

Who are you calling guys klhke? Next time you will refer to us as Ranger Guys, Hooah?

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