Be careful pissing off the wrong woman!!!!!
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Be careful pissing off the wrong woman!!!!!
This was posted somewhere in the past but I think there are more details on this.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... esticle_dc
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... esticle_dc
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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jakeshoe wrote:I woulda made that bitch eat it, since it was already ripped off.
Bloody cold hearted, I tell you.
Yeah but if you remember Bobbit took it with her and tossed it out the window of moving vehicle while hubby was still home. Do you think she kissed it good bye before tossing it?
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I cooked with C- 4
Well, I'm not too concerned, since the wife would have to use a chainsaw to do any real damage.
However, she has said, during a heated discussion that she was "going to show me the other end of that thing." As a result, I didn't sleep too well for a few nights afterward.
However, she has said, during a heated discussion that she was "going to show me the other end of that thing." As a result, I didn't sleep too well for a few nights afterward.
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I heard that there was an elderly couple in the car behind Bobbit, and when the object bounced off their windshild the husband said "What was that!" to which his wife replied "I dont know, but did you see the dick on that bug ?"
Exactly why there should be a Book of Welsanhisms.
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