Lezbonics

Vee · Post by **Vee** » February 17th, 2005, 8:56 pm

Lezbonics:

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? ...A licker
cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ..Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
...Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? ...Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.

9. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? Potpourri.

10. What did the lesbian vampire school teachers say to her
partner?

...See you next period.

11. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...She was found
face down in Ricki Lake.

12. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ...Even the pool table
doesn't have balls.

13. Do you know what drag is? ...It's when a man wears everything a
lesbian won't.

14. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.

15. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? ...She kick-starts her
vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

16. What's the definition of confusion? ..Twenty blind lesbians in
a fish market.

17. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
...One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » February 17th, 2005, 9:10 pm

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » February 17th, 2005, 9:24 pm

Good one Vee.

McD · Post by **McD** » February 18th, 2005, 4:59 am

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 18th, 2005, 7:27 am

What's the difference between a lesbian track team and a tribe of pygmies?

Vee · Post by **Vee** » February 18th, 2005, 7:33 am

Running cunts and cunning runts

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » February 21st, 2005, 12:48 am

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 21st, 2005, 1:13 am

What do you have when there are 50 lesbians and 50 Senators in one room??????

100 people that don't do dick!