Anybody remembers Sushislayer?

Runner · Post by **Runner** » February 17th, 2005, 9:34 pm

Shit! Sucks for him.

Malarkey

Stickman · Post by **Stickman** » February 17th, 2005, 10:38 pm

"I'm just about a black belt, and I regularly have matches in which I fight using the Muay Thai kickboxing style. I've also self taught myself many militaristic martial arts and techniques, i.e. Krav Maga, Kali, Brazilian Jiujitsu and Ninjitsu"

Funny, I have been studying martial arts for 12 years and am only good at 2 styles of Kung Fu. Imagine being a "master" of all of those above arts at the age of 16

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guess he musta watched the Matrix a few times too many..

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » February 18th, 2005, 12:27 am

Oh, he thinks hes a fucking Veteran now, this time he's gotten wet.

http://seal-sushi.deviantart.com/

And another site here: http://samurai135.deviantart.com/ and here: http://sushi-shinobi.deviantart.com/

And yet more idiocy here: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=232856

Hooboy, a Magic the Gathering idiot as well:
http://www.essentialmagic.com/users/pro ... e=Sushi578

Damn, I love google. Hours of useless entertainment.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » February 18th, 2005, 2:26 pm

Man, is this guy a Fucking Douche Bag or what? I don't wether to feel sorry for his dumb ass or give him an Atomic Wedgie. From what I gather he's a SEAL/SF/Ranger/Martila Arts/Kung fu/Ninja afficianado/Poet/Lover/Haiku writing motherfucker. This guy is a bimbo.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 18th, 2005, 2:33 pm

The Holmchicken wrote:Man, is this guy a Fucking Douche Bag or what? I don't wether to feel sorry for his dumb ass or give him an Atomic Wedgie. From what I gather he's a SEAL/SF/Ranger/Martila Arts/Kung fu/Ninja afficianado/Poet/Lover/Haiku writing motherfucker. This guy is a bimbo.

I guess with that assessment Holmchicken, that means sushi is our premium male eligible bachelor. Ready and experienced to meet any woman willing to be blinded by his BS.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » February 18th, 2005, 3:36 pm

I guess so huh? :D :D :D

Stickman · Post by **Stickman** » February 18th, 2005, 3:45 pm

Well ladies, if you were at all interested in me, it's a little late, cause now I am spoken for.
Oh man, is this girl beautiful...
It's love I tell you! LOVE!
The only bad thing, and this is a BIG bad thing, it's a long distance relationship, so every second of the day I just want to kiss her and hold her in my arms, and then I realize I can't, and then it hurts, oh it hurts so bad...

Stay tuned as we find out this "girl" is really Hank the 35 year old bachelor that still lives with his mom

( long distance I take as "internet girlfriend" even if this can be believed). Such a big tough guy when it hurts every second of the day

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » February 18th, 2005, 4:14 pm

Stickman wrote:
Well ladies, if you were at all interested in me, it's a little late, cause now I am spoken for.
Oh man, is this girl beautiful...
It's love I tell you! LOVE!
The only bad thing, and this is a BIG bad thing, it's a long distance relationship, so every second of the day I just want to kiss her and hold her in my arms, and then I realize I can't, and then it hurts, oh it hurts so bad...

Stay tuned as we find out this "girl" is really Hank the 35 year old bachelor that still lives with his mom ( long distance I take as "internet girlfriend" even if this can be believed). Such a big tough guy when it hurts every second of the day

Too bad he's taken. I was going to offer him my sister. Oh wait, don't have one. I'll guess he'll have to settle for Hank.....

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 18th, 2005, 5:45 pm

We know where Wrangler went.

blueskiesalways · Post by **blueskiesalways** » February 19th, 2005, 9:33 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:We know where Wrangler went.

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · February 19th, 2005, 3:50 pm

Good find Airborne Veteran FireFinder

Veteran FireFinder wrote:

Oh, he thinks hes a fucking Veteran now, this time he's gotten wet.

http://seal-sushi.deviantart.com/

~Joseph

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » February 21st, 2005, 12:43 am

LOL, what a fag....