Dude, Buddy, Pal...He didn't ask for a hand job, he asked for an essay...
You jumped into our house with your pants on fire, carrying a gallon of gas and shouting "I'm da fuk ya'll up, yo!!!!"...
You have been given several opportunities to recover from a bad start...and failed at all of them.
Regroup...rewrite...and try again...I think you have time (if not...I would request a 1 hour extension for the kid)...and get it right without the holier than thou, condescending attitude.
See T....I can be constructively nice
