I read this in the "Comments" from the WSJ article this morning -
WSJ EDITOR: Joe, I want you to go to small town wisconsin and cover the bang in the night story. We need this yesterday, so get moving.
JOE BARRETT: Who do you think I am, George Noory?!
WSJ EDITOR: And be sure to take a photo of the hot girl in town, or from the next town over
JOE BARRETT: Who do you think I am, Ansel Adams?!
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"