Line....crossed.rgrokelley wrote:If you have sex with your dog and then want to play video games, your dog will avoid you and leave the room instead of wondering why you don't want to talk.
Why dogs are better than wives
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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mortar_guy78
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Wow. Just...wow.RangerX wrote:Line....crossed.rgrokelley wrote:If you have sex with your dog and then want to play video games, your dog will avoid you and leave the room instead of wondering why you don't want to talk.
I'm shocked on 2 levels. First at the dog sex thing, and then that X is talking about line crossing.
What in holy hell is going on here?
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
I'd have been OK if it was a cat...or hamster...or Nancy Pelosi, but I like dogs.mortar_guy78 wrote:Wow. Just...wow.RangerX wrote:Line....crossed.rgrokelley wrote:If you have sex with your dog and then want to play video games, your dog will avoid you and leave the room instead of wondering why you don't want to talk.
I'm shocked on 2 levels. First at the dog sex thing, and then that X is talking about line crossing.
What in holy hell is going on here?
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Most perverted thing I have heard all day!rgrokelley wrote:If you have sex with your dog and then want to play video games, your dog will avoid you and leave the room instead of wondering why you don't want to talk.
Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name...
Dogs don't mind if you give away their offspring.
A dogs parent never visit.
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hrs a day.
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until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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K.Ingraham
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
This is dangerously close to another dog--sex thing.cams wrote:You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hrs a day.
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
I've been so horny at times, I would f#ck a snake if some one would hold its head: , but NEVER a dog!
I have told guys that I have been supervising that, "I don't care if you go home and F#ck the neighbors’ cat, but you better be ready to get after it when you come to work".
, but NEVER a dog!I have told guys that I have been supervising that, "I don't care if you go home and F#ck the neighbors’ cat, but you better be ready to get after it when you come to work".
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
Proud of him and those like him.
Proud of him and those like him.
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Heyyyy now. Hadn't thought about it like that. I like the way you think.K.Ingraham wrote:This is dangerously close to another dog--sex thing.cams wrote:You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hrs a day.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
I know I have been tense at times, but, man, I never got THAT tense......cams wrote:Heyyyy now. Hadn't thought about it like that. I like the way you think.K.Ingraham wrote:This is dangerously close to another dog--sex thing.cams wrote:You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hrs a day.
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Lefty
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Ranger Class 13-70
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BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
excerpt of ZoneIV wrote:Dogs are great to go camping with.
Dogs let you know when bears or other animals & humans are approaching your campsite - they got built in radar!
My dog aint never shone the flashlight in my face but my wife did killing my night vision for 20 minutes.
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Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
