Satan in Church

by **Ranger FO** » May 21st, 2004, 10:21 pm

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appreared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said. "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

by **Steadfast** » May 21st, 2004, 10:36 pm

Ranger FO wrote:People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appreared
>at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
>the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
>away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except
>for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving,
>seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
>presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said. "Don't you know
>who I am?"
>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
>"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
>"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
>"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
>"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
>eternity?" persisted Satan.
>"Yep," was the calm reply.
>"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
>"Nope," said the old man.
>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
>of me?"
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

Your words are so true Ranger FO. Some In-Laws can seem worse than hell itself. Take the old man's mother-in-law for example!

Good story brother! :lol:

by **Ranger FO** » May 21st, 2004, 10:39 pm

I thought you guys might like that Ranger Steadfast.

by **Parabellum** » May 21st, 2004, 10:55 pm

by **Looon** » May 21st, 2004, 10:57 pm

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by **Bandito** » May 22nd, 2004, 6:28 pm

WTF???? I think I am married to his other sister :shock:

by **DoorGunner** » May 23rd, 2004, 10:41 pm

Holy shit, that was beautiful :lol:

by **RangerStew** » May 24th, 2004, 3:36 am

Well I must say I lucked out. I have always had a good relationship with my in-laws. They fell in love with me when I first met them. Ofcourse it was probably because I fixed their lawn mower, mowed their grass, fixed their sons car, etc. etc.

RangerStew