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Top Ten Reasons Men prefer Guns to Women...

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#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman....You can BUY A SILENCER for a gun.
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Hahahahahahahhahahahahaaha....

I gotta get me a gun! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LLUbetterhalf wrote:#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman....You can BUY A SILENCER for a gun.
Thats horseraddish right there then....who in their right mind would trade a .44 for a .22!

I had a friend who let me try out his wife one time. :shock: Oh crap, wrong forum, sorry. 8)
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