Random thought of the moment.

[Grifter]

We need a "that was Stupid, heres a random stupidity ticket" to give to the dumb ass' who do stupid shit.

Use at your discression when theres not a cop around.

We used to have one before the liberals took over, it was called a smack upside the head. Worked fine when done to me by my dear old dad.

Thats All GOOD inside the family.

This idea is a result of me being temporairly transfered to the parks dept. where we see all manor of weird and stupid shit. Like the young mother who brings her barely walking two year old to the park. Gives him/her a slice of bread and says "feed it to the ducks". Kid doesnt know enough to throw it at the ducks rather he tries to feed it to them by hand and gets his little finger nipped. Mommy then freaks. Mommy = Stupid ticket recipient.

[Baseplate]

A friend was putting her kid in a daycare and they told her if you have to beat your kid don't leave bruises or we must call the police. It reminded me of a severe ass beating I got in the 4th grade that left my ass bruised for well over a week. I showed everyone those bruises, I mean teachers, family, friends, everyone. To be honest I deserved that ass beating. Police never did show up.

[Lunch]

We need a "that was Stupid, heres a random stupidity ticket" to give to the dumb ass' who do stupid shit.

Use at your discression when theres not a cop around.

We used to have one before the liberals took over, it was called a smack upside the head. Worked fine when done to me by my dear old dad.

Thats All GOOD inside the family.

This idea is a result of me being temporairly transfered to the parks dept. where we see all manor of weird and stupid shit. Like the young mother who brings her barely walking two year old to the park. Gives him/her a slice of bread and says "feed it to the ducks". Kid doesnt know enough to throw it at the ducks rather he tries to feed it to them by hand and gets his little finger nipped. Mommy then freaks. Mommy = Stupid ticket recipient.

Oh, just wait my Brother, it get's even better...you're just scratching the surface so far.

[Richard Cranium]

I like Ron Paul's small government views.....

Unfortunately the more I listen to him talk and try to do due diligence while determining who will receive my vote, I realize, HIS FOREIGN POLICY VIEWS SUCK! not only are they based off of BS and a narrow view of this modern world, they are also pretty much impossible to implement/attain.

Please GRITS, send us someone worth voting for! Allen West???

[NeverSayDie]

Here I was thinking I was hot shit... and then they put me in charge of something.


(Runs completed Ranger Ingraham.)

[Flesh Thorn]

I broke down today and had a Twinkie and it was fantastic.

[Lunch]

I hate doing these job applications so much I'd almost rather keep my current one. Pass the Twinkies, it's gonna be a long night.

[abnhawk]

Holy shit, enough already! Shoot that son of a bitch in the face, and let Ranger MacPhail's family move on. Damn.

[Dangit]

Holy shit, enough already! Shoot that son of a bitch in the face, and let Ranger MacPhail's family move on. Damn.

I know right
"WRBL News 3 - Troy Davis has been executed, "Time of death, 11:08," delivered by a prison spokesperson."

[colt1rgr]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

[RangerX]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

So far most of the articles I have seen mention Air Force and Navy personnel. I'll let the relevant board members try to explain that one

[Baseplate]

I was just asked to train that guy who got the job that I applied for and did not get. Working for the federal government is hilarious sometimes

[cams]

I was just asked to train that guy who got the job that I applied for and did not get. Working for the federal government is hilarious sometimes

Ain't that a bitch. I'll never for the life of me understand this fucked up world.

Why can't everyone just think like us, everything would make perfect sense.

[Baseplate]

I sinply told the dude that I would be happy to do it. But he should know that before the day is over I will lose my temper so bad that I will have to be fired. I am now in my office alone and no one has talked to me for the last hour and that is just how I like it. I might just lock the door and take a nap out of spite

[colt1rgr]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

So far most of the articles I have seen mention Air Force and Navy personnel. I'll let the relevant board members try to explain that one

Yeah Bro? I hate to bust your chops but when ya get a chance, check out the cover of this month's Marine Corps Times (dated 19 Sept 2011). All of my Marine buddies are in hiding from the shame and WE ALL KNOW the good old Army is "Lesbian Heavy". This shit will get all of us. Its a damn shame what this socialist POS has done to our military. Even Slick Willie was a better man than that. Feel sorry for the boys cause one's gonna show up somewhere and the first thing outta his mouth (well after his buddy) will be "I was treated unfairly because of my perversion". Standards will bottom out. Hope I'm wrong.

Sad day for our armed forces...... PERIOD!