Random thought of the moment.

[RangerX]

A guy told me today "Never marry a woman you can't knock out with one punch" I don't disagree

Sort of fits in with my "If you can't hear the stereo when she sits on your face" policy.....

[colt1rgr]

After a couple too many glasses of Makers Mark (is that possible? ) I told Blondie the other night "Your piehole is like a bank vault. It really needs to stay shut unless I need to make a deposit".

[cams]

A guy told me today "Never marry a woman you can't knock out with one punch" I don't disagree

Sort of fits in with my "If you can't hear the stereo when she sits on your face" policy.....

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Quite possibly the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Vee]

"Thinking......Thinking.......Thinking......."

[cams]

Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??

[Buzz]

Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??

Colateral evolution?

[RangerX]

Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??

Slow learners.

[RangerBob275]

Joe Walsh is Ringo Star's brother in law

[RangerBob275]

From a distance, my ex-wife's stretch marks looked like Nazca lines, and I of course, was handsome.

[RangerBob275]

Bush pilot, I'd like to be one, but since women are trimming a lot more, I'd hate to be stuck in a job without a future.

[C-MAC]

Bush pilot, I'd like to be one, but since women are trimming a lot more, I'd hate to be stuck in a job without a future.

I can't say first-hand. But my guess is if you stay in the sandbox there should be plenty of work for a "bush pilot".

[Flesh Thorn]

This weekend I am going to buy a six pack of IBC Root Beer and drive around drinking them with my windows down.

[Lunch]

Hotdogs can be grilled effectively over an electric range in your kitchen: it takes less time than setting up a grill or building a fire, it is a readily available option in all weather conditions, and also reduces the occurance of dog-ashing and unwanted propane taste ...but you will need good ventilation because it fills the house with smoke, and it's quite messy once the dog starts to bubble and drip grease. I would recommend using a long-handled tool of some sort as well, as if you were cooking over a campfire, as opposed to just holding it over the heat on a fork. While the fork will work, a greater distance between the hand and the heat source would minimize discomfort.

[linuxheels]

good loving ain't cheap and cheap loving ain't bad

[Baseplate]

Told my sister about her bratty ass 5 year old son "At some point you are going to have to pop the titty out of his mouth" She cried...