Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » March 26th, 2011, 9:18 pm

tube8 is better, but again, I'm at work. while I have my own crew room, I prefer to set a certain tone. light some scented candles, get the lighting just right, take my time undressing, use surround sound, so it feels real. relax, go wide screen...


and that takes about 4 minutes. but I can't do that here.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » March 26th, 2011, 9:38 pm

Lunch wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Would that be African bush elephant, African forest elephant or Asian elephant?

I hope I'm never as desperately bored as Slowpoke was when he decided to research the relative weight of whale tongue and the family Elephantidae.




oh damn, I think I am...


And what is the land speed of a laden elephant?


African or European?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 26th, 2011, 11:13 pm

rgrokelley wrote:
Lunch wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Would that be African bush elephant, African forest elephant or Asian elephant?

I hope I'm never as desperately bored as Slowpoke was when he decided to research the relative weight of whale tongue and the family Elephantidae.




oh damn, I think I am...


And what is the land speed of a laden elephant?


African or European?


Um, African or European? I don't know...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » March 27th, 2011, 1:45 am

Went to the dentist with no tooth pain. Left the dentist with a filling and a tooth that hurts when anything touches it. Thanks a lot Dr. Dickhead
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » March 27th, 2011, 3:33 am

Is it safe?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » March 27th, 2011, 4:02 am

mortar_guy78 wrote:Is it safe?


I don't think I went to a dentist for five years after that flick came out.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » March 29th, 2011, 10:45 pm

Lefty wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Is it safe?


I don't think I went to a dentist for five years after that flick came out.


I saw that as a kid, and while I didn't have a problem with dentists after, that one shook me to the core. don't piss off the bad men and give them a reason to put you in a chair was the lesson I took from that one. as I got older, it morphed into don't let the bad men take me.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby 289sotherhalf » April 2nd, 2011, 4:18 am

Being awake when you want to be asleep sucks...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby 74ironhead » April 2nd, 2011, 8:50 am

Boredom is a self inflicted sate of mind
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » April 2nd, 2011, 2:04 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Being awake when you want to be asleep sucks...




every time..............
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » April 2nd, 2011, 4:07 pm

Trying to sleep when your spouse wants you up sucks.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » April 2nd, 2011, 6:17 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:Trying to sleep when your spouse wants you up sucks.



every time.......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » April 2nd, 2011, 6:28 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:Trying to sleep when your spouse wants to suck.




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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » April 2nd, 2011, 6:49 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:Trying to sleep when your spouse wants you up sucks.


That's up on my feet dammit.
Man, I sure walked into that one...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » April 2nd, 2011, 10:58 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Trying to sleep when your spouse wants you up sucks.


That's up on my feet dammit.
Man, I sure walked into that one...




Yup......yawn.......only needed one Claymore for that one.

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