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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » March 1st, 2011, 8:00 pm

Slowpoke wrote:
Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Who the fuck is Bree Olson; and is she hot? I still vote for Valeria Golino from Hot Shots...

I'm still not saying anything bad about Paris Hilton -- she may get around to me yet.


And I guess PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR is pase' when you can party like Charlie with a briefcase full of coke and her:
http://www.breeolson.com/




What do you want to bet about the amount of STDs that whole crowd passes around?
I suspect the ob/gyn and pharmacy racket in So. Cal. would be an equivalent to the economy of a small country.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » March 1st, 2011, 9:07 pm

If there are any MDs around there who aren't specialists in plastic surgery.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » March 1st, 2011, 10:20 pm

Well, her site is blocked at work so that says something good about her...


Classic! :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Richard Cranium » March 2nd, 2011, 3:25 am

I wish the whole ME would suck start an EPIC fucking MOAB. Just be done with it already.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Furious George » March 4th, 2011, 10:15 pm

Baseplate wrote:How is it that Moammar Gadhafi hasn't been promoted in 30+ years?


If ousted, will the Col. have to resign his commission?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Dangit » March 4th, 2011, 11:38 pm

Furious George wrote:
Baseplate wrote:How is it that Moammar Gadhafi hasn't been promoted in 30+ years?


If ousted, will the Col. have to resign his commission?


It'll just be ceremonial, like Col.Sanders ....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » March 5th, 2011, 7:24 am

How did Buford T. Justice maintain car-radio contact with his small-sized Sheriff's department dispatch two or three states away while in hot pursuit !!???



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 5th, 2011, 7:35 am

RANGER513 wrote:How did Buford T. Justice maintain car-radio contact with his small-sized Sheriff's department dispatch two or three states away while in hot pursuit !!???



:shock:


Tropospheric ducting would be my guess.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby scarydrew » March 6th, 2011, 4:17 am

If human cloning were possible, you had yourself cloned, then had sex with your clone, is that incest or masturbation?
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Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » March 6th, 2011, 4:55 am

scarydrew wrote:If human cloning were possible, you had yourself cloned, then had sex with your clone, is that incest or masturbation?


It'd be gay is what it would be.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby scarydrew » March 6th, 2011, 4:58 am

KW Driver wrote:
scarydrew wrote:If human cloning were possible, you had yourself cloned, then had sex with your clone, is that incest or masturbation?


It'd be gay is what it would be.


Gay incesterbation
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 6th, 2011, 7:55 am

Less posting, more PT. You can be funny after you've succeeded in achieving your purpose for being here, or have at least have given it a 110% attempt. Otherwise, you're just fluff taking up space.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby scarydrew » March 6th, 2011, 7:59 am

Roger that Ranger Lunch, mouth shut, pushing up.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » March 6th, 2011, 8:32 am

scarydrew wrote:Roger that Ranger Lunch, mouth shut, pushing up.




Hmmmm, thats probably THE smartest words I've ever heard someone from Kalifornia say. :shock:


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 6th, 2011, 6:06 pm

scarydrew wrote:Roger that Ranger Lunch, mouth shut, pushing up.


Recover.
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