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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » February 23rd, 2011, 7:56 pm

Lefty wrote:
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Baseplate wrote:How is it that Moammar Gadhafi hasn't been promoted in 30+ years?


Prolly has something to do with him being a living cartoon character. I love watching video of this guy. :lol:


They don't call him "Gadhafi Duck" for nothing.


No kidding, he is one whacked out hombre. He's like the Mickael Jackson of Haji's.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » February 24th, 2011, 11:10 pm

Khadafi is now blaming Bin Laden for Jim Jones type kool-aid and drugging the youth of Libya.

Didn't see that one coming. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » February 25th, 2011, 12:05 pm

98% of people when they are about to go into the ditch say " oh shit ! "

The other 2% have 4WD and when WE are about to go into a ditch we say "Hold my beer and watch this shit ! " :shock:



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » February 25th, 2011, 3:36 pm

RANGER513 wrote:
"Hold my beer and watch this shit ! "


8)


Also the Famous Last Words of most deceased rednecks.......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Steadfast » February 27th, 2011, 12:05 am

Lefty wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:
"Hold my beer and watch this shit ! "


8)


Also the Famous Last Words of most deceased rednecks.......


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's not just rednecks tho, it's just about every Tom, Dyck & Harry.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » March 1st, 2011, 12:29 am

After fighting this damn cold for 2weeks, lack of sleep, working fucked up hours, lack of sleep, living on Nyquil, Dayquil and every other thing I could get my hands on, I suddenly feel the urge to party with Charlie Sheen and Moamar Khadafi. :?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » March 1st, 2011, 12:50 am

Page 300 of this thread, yet it has 2,000 posts fewer than Cams. Cams: you know that you are eating up around 330 pages of real estate around here?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » March 1st, 2011, 12:56 am

K.Ingraham wrote:Page 300 of this thread, yet it has 2,000 posts fewer than Cams. Cams: you know that you are eating up around 330 pages of real estate around here?


Oh, and Charlie Sheen is banging Bree Olson. Good for him.

+1. Dick. :wink:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 1st, 2011, 1:19 am

Who the fuck is Bree Olson; and is she hot? I still vote for Valeria Golino from Hot Shots...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » March 1st, 2011, 4:01 pm

cams wrote:After fighting this damn cold for 2weeks, lack of sleep, working fucked up hours, lack of sleep, living on Nyquil, Dayquil and every other thing I could get my hands on, I suddenly feel the urge to party with Charlie Sheen and Moamar Khadafi. :?


Vitamin C bro. Forget Moamar and Charlie and get yourself some Vitamin C.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » March 1st, 2011, 4:53 pm

Lunch wrote:Who the fuck is Bree Olson; and is she hot? I still vote for Valeria Golino from Hot Shots...

I'm still not saying anything bad about Paris Hilton -- she may get around to me yet.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » March 1st, 2011, 4:59 pm

Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Who the fuck is Bree Olson; and is she hot? I still vote for Valeria Golino from Hot Shots...

I'm still not saying anything bad about Paris Hilton -- she may get around to me yet.


And I guess PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR is pase' when you can party like Charlie with a briefcase full of coke and her:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » March 1st, 2011, 5:47 pm

Slowpoke wrote:And I guess PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR is pase' when you can party like Charlie with a briefcase full of coke and her:
http://www.breeolson.com/


she is a good sport............... :D
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Oto-Man » March 1st, 2011, 6:55 pm

RANGER513 wrote:98% of people when they are about to go into the ditch say " oh shit ! "

The other 2% have 4WD and when WE are about to go into a ditch we say "Hold my beer and watch this shit ! " :shock:



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » March 1st, 2011, 7:28 pm

Slowpoke wrote:
Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Who the fuck is Bree Olson; and is she hot? I still vote for Valeria Golino from Hot Shots...

I'm still not saying anything bad about Paris Hilton -- she may get around to me yet.


And I guess PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR is pase' when you can party like Charlie with a briefcase full of coke and her:
http://www.breeolson.com/



Well, her site is blocked at work so that says something good about her...
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