Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby garyedolan » November 4th, 2010, 5:08 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:I often put a series of periods at the end of a sentence ...................

... I often put a sentence at the end of a series of periods.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » November 4th, 2010, 5:36 pm

garyedolan wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I often put a series of periods at the end of a sentence ...................

... I often put a sentence at the end of a series of periods.

and occasionally,...in the middle.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » November 4th, 2010, 6:01 pm

When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » November 4th, 2010, 6:05 pm

RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.

:lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » November 4th, 2010, 6:22 pm

RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.


........but if your GF misses a period, it can be a life sentence......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » November 4th, 2010, 7:17 pm

Lefty wrote:
RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.


........but if your GF misses a period, it can be a life sentence......


Why do you think she is my wife? :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » November 4th, 2010, 11:56 pm

I will never get sentenced again- Period.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » November 5th, 2010, 12:59 am

Am I the only one grinning from ear-to-ear for two days that Republicans gained 60+ seats in the house, 6 new seats in the Senate, over 680 seats in state legislatures, and hold, what, like 29 Governor positions??

Oh yeah, and at work in liberal NYC people were throwing crap at the TV during sore loser POTUS' crying press conference... :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » November 8th, 2010, 9:59 pm

Happy Birthday, Ranger Bill!
Someone get this Ranger a bottle of Grey Goose.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby NeverSayDie » November 9th, 2010, 5:16 am

Rangers drink grey goose? I thought Rangers only drank the "tequilla & blood of our enemies" martini...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » November 9th, 2010, 2:24 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:Rangers drink grey goose? I thought Rangers only drank the "tequilla & blood of our enemies" martini...


After we ETS some of us grow a modicum of culture. A very SMALL modicum.

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Tequila & blood is NOT a martini. It's called a Bloody Hadji.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » November 9th, 2010, 6:47 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:Rangers drink grey goose? I thought Rangers only drank the "tequilla & blood of our enemies" martini...



Sorry, Ranger Bill, it looks like the goose is out of the bag....pushups started.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » November 9th, 2010, 8:28 pm

RangerX wrote:
Lefty wrote:
RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.


........but if your GF misses a period, it can be a life sentence......


Why do you think she is my wife? :lol:

Because that's how you identified her?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » November 9th, 2010, 10:34 pm

Yea, you know that's right...I'm bored out of my mind and accomplishing absoutely nothing today. Seems I jumped outta bed so quickly today that my mind didn't make the trip into work with me today.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » November 10th, 2010, 8:24 am

Uff Da !
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