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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » October 14th, 2010, 4:35 pm

RANGER513 wrote:" RANGER POLICE "


Stopped a 17 year old kid tonight for speeding, 81 M.P.H. in a 60 zone. Kid spots my Ranger Scroll & Tab on the back of my ticket book and says, " Oh, you're a Ranger ? Still on active duty ? "

:shock:

I reply, " Yeah, Rangers help out the local police whenever we can " and walk away. 8)

Ya can't fix stupid.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Great answer!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » October 14th, 2010, 7:43 pm

I hate In-Service Training.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » October 14th, 2010, 8:17 pm

cams wrote:I hate In-Service Training.



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » October 15th, 2010, 2:00 am

RANGER513 wrote:" RANGER POLICE "


Stopped a 17 year old kid tonight for speeding, 81 M.P.H. in a 60 zone. Kid spots my Ranger Scroll & Tab on the back of my ticket book and says, " Oh, you're a Ranger ? Still on active duty ? "

:shock:

I reply, " Yeah, Rangers help out the local police whenever we can " and walk away. 8)

Ya can't fix stupid.


You probably did more to make that kid behave with that than a boatload of fines would've! :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » October 15th, 2010, 3:09 am

So a pipe bomb blew up a car in our AOR today, was it a Hadji....no... it was a dumbass who was angry that he had been fired from INGLES!!!!! :?

When can we start shooting these people on the square again to deliver a point?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby NeverSayDie » October 15th, 2010, 12:58 pm

whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » October 15th, 2010, 2:15 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Flesh Thorn » October 15th, 2010, 3:22 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » October 15th, 2010, 3:45 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:


and if you're ok with that, don't tell anyone.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Silverback » October 15th, 2010, 4:05 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


She will probably agree as long as she can pick out the other guy. :lol:



Definitely a "slippery slope" scenario.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » October 15th, 2010, 7:16 pm

RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


Be careful what you ask for, who says she'll have it with you?

She may prefer another woman...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » October 15th, 2010, 10:19 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


That's not one you "talk" them into IMO. You need to be able to "see the field" if you know what I mean. :roll:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrwest » October 18th, 2010, 1:54 pm

Jim wrote:
RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:whats the best way to talk your girlfreind into a threesome? :?


Be careful what you ask for, who says she'll have it with you?

She may prefer another woman...


Or two other woman and leave you out...just sayin'
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby NeverSayDie » October 18th, 2010, 10:58 pm

I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » October 18th, 2010, 11:41 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:I suggested it to her... she is pissed!


even after you said she could pick the guy?
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