Random thought of the moment.

by **C-MAC** » October 1st, 2010, 10:57 pm

Cut myself shaving this morning. It looked like I was going for the jugular. Reason? Handle on the shaver broke. Checked the box, they are now Made in China. What the hell do they know about shaving?

I am changing my brand- I don't need the ChiComs as part of my morning routine.

As an aside, it reminded me of a guy in basic who on the first morning cut himself so bad the TI thought he was committing suicide. I laughed out loud- which was immediately followed by 25 push ups and some extra PT.

by **RANGER513** » October 2nd, 2010, 5:45 am

cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar?

Actually, it kinda looks like a yellow Weeble Wooble ( but won't fall down ) hanging out up there in the corner ??

But at least our Avatar's are back on the left side !!!

by **Zonk 1/75** » October 2nd, 2010, 1:55 pm

The stars at night......

by **merlyn** » October 2nd, 2010, 2:49 pm

cams wrote:
merlyn wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar?

Because they want to have a little gumatar.

Ergh? Nevermind. I don't even know how to respond to that. The 60's were clearly very good to you.

The 60s? What 60s? The last thing I remember was watching Jimi Hendrix play Purple Haze.

by **RangerX** » October 2nd, 2010, 7:28 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......

You out where there are no city lights yet?

by **Boudicca** » October 2nd, 2010, 10:32 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......

...are big and bright....

by **rgrokelley** » October 3rd, 2010, 4:45 am

Boudicca wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:The stars at night......

...are big and bright....

Deep in the heart of Saudi...

no wait... that's not right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltlctqfY4E

Stars are bright there though.

by **Lunch** » October 3rd, 2010, 4:24 pm

With the new fiscal year, we begin our national visitor use monitoring which takes place every five years. The purpose for the surveys, according to the manual, is "to determine out how many people will sue the Forest on a particular day".

I suppose that "sue" is a typo and it is supposed to "use", but both are just about equally accurate.

And btw, if anyone want to pitch a shit fit about the government wasting money, here's a fine example. The purpose is valid, but the method and product is FUBAR^2.

by **panthersix** » October 3rd, 2010, 10:30 pm

Brunettes with a pony tail are my favorite

by **rangertough** » October 4th, 2010, 9:11 pm

My 1SG at my assigned unit (not the one I'm cross leveled to) is trying to 15-6 me for signing out Simunitions equipment that I have sole responsibility for according to my hand receipt, training certs and unit SOP.

I guess he shouldn't have knocked up a SSG in the unit then swept her DUI/assaulting a police officer/felony flee charges under the carpet when I was the one who received the report from Puyallup PD.

BRING IT YOU USELESS FUCK.

Rant over.
Tough

by **The Holmchicken** » October 4th, 2010, 9:44 pm

rangertough wrote:My 1SG at my assigned unit (not the one I'm cross leveled to) is trying to 15-6 me for signing out Simunitions equipment that I have sole responsibility for according to my hand receipt, training certs and unit SOP.

I guess he shouldn't have knocked up a SSG in the unit then swept her DUI/assaulting a police officer/felony flee charges under the carpet when I was the one who received the report from Puyallup PD.

BRING IT YOU USELESS FUCK.

Rant over.
Tough

Awesome.

by **The Holmchicken** » October 4th, 2010, 9:48 pm

Today I explained to a staff officer that patton moved his Third Army from Fort Irwin, to the East Coast of the US, put them on ships, moved them across the Atlantic, through England, onto the beaches of France and fought them all the way into Germany without one single, goddamn PowerPoint slide.

by **panthersix** » October 4th, 2010, 11:12 pm

The Holmchicken wrote:Today I explained to a staff officer that patton moved his Third Army from Fort Irwin, to the East Coast of the US, put them on ships, moved them across the Atlantic, through England, onto the beaches of France and fought them all the way into Germany without one single, goddamn PowerPoint slide.

And he did it because he could cuss men out and literally kick people in the ass....aw the good ole days....

by **KW Driver** » October 5th, 2010, 3:19 am

Imagine how effective he'd been with a 40 slide daily BUB

by **IEDmagnet** » October 5th, 2010, 4:23 am

KW Driver wrote:Imagine how effective he'd been with a 40 slide daily BUB

Had he had them, he would have been as useful as spent nut in a rag. Thank God above he was who he was.