Random thought of the moment.

by **RANGER513** » September 28th, 2010, 6:25 am

C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??

All depends........is the one legged man fighting a man with NO legs ? Kinda like fighting NDog...... I'm betting on the one legged man to win both !

by **C-MAC** » September 28th, 2010, 2:38 pm

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??

Depends on if he is a half-assed fighter.

Or if he is holding a loaded firearm. :roll:

by **IEDmagnet** » September 28th, 2010, 3:01 pm

Remember what the Army Combatives FM states in the first few lines.... the winner of the fight is the one whose friend shows up first with a gun.

by **GoldCoast** » September 29th, 2010, 12:16 am

johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?

You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.

Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment

Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.

C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??

Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!

by **IEDmagnet** » September 29th, 2010, 3:18 am

GoldCoast wrote:
You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.

Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.

Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!

There goes my mild again.

by **Edge** » September 29th, 2010, 6:53 am

GoldCoast wrote:
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment

Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.

Roger Ranger Goldcoast.

In keeping with the thread...Girlfriends are dumb as fuck.

by **DEC** » September 29th, 2010, 8:07 am

Do cadets at Chinese military academies square their meals?

by **C-MAC** » September 29th, 2010, 12:59 pm

God must have a special place in his heart for idiots. Why else would there be so many of them?

by **rangertough** » September 29th, 2010, 10:55 pm

Alright fuckers we're validated and training's done. GET US IN THE FIGHT!

by **LEROY** » September 30th, 2010, 2:02 am

No matter how fast you run, your "NOGO" will catch you!

by **linuxheels** » September 30th, 2010, 4:26 am

A well laid plan will never get you laid the way you planned

by **Zonk 1/75** » September 30th, 2010, 6:24 am

rangertough wrote:Alright fuckers we're validated and training's done. GET US IN THE FIGHT!

Gettem bud..............

by **cams** » September 30th, 2010, 10:54 pm

Edgerusher71 wrote:
GoldCoast wrote:
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment

Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.

Roger Ranger Goldcoast.

In keeping with the thread...Girlfriends are dumb as fuck.

I'm sure that will put your boyfriends mind at ease. How's that PT going drone?

by **cams** » October 1st, 2010, 2:03 am

Isn't it funny how a bug can so easily resemble a piece of chocolate on your black t-shirt while you're sitting in the dark and eating Yodels.

I'm not crazy, I just like sitting in the dark, and Yodels.

Except chocolate isn't crunchy. Or wiggly.

by **Boudicca** » October 1st, 2010, 3:06 am

cams wrote:Isn't it funny how a bug can so easily resemble a piece of chocolate on your black t-shirt while you're sitting in the dark and eating Yodels.

I'm not crazy, I just like sitting in the dark, and Yodels.

Except chocolate isn't crunchy. Or wiggly.

I got a visual of that... mmmmm... sexy. :lol: