Random thought of the moment.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Buzz » September 22nd, 2010, 11:58 pm
How long before the Zonk's post some more wierd stuff.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by johnerl91 » September 23rd, 2010, 3:57 am
How do you arrest a one armed man?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Edge » September 23rd, 2010, 4:29 am
I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by johnerl91 » September 23rd, 2010, 6:37 am
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Spawn Of Zonk » September 23rd, 2010, 7:13 pm
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Buzz » September 24th, 2010, 2:37 am
Strange so strange.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RANGER513 » September 24th, 2010, 5:32 am
IMPROPER RECON:
Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!!
Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RangerX » September 24th, 2010, 10:42 am
RANGER513 wrote:IMPROPER RECON:
Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!!
Are you wearing socks?
'nuff said.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Lunch » September 24th, 2010, 1:47 pm
johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?
Single-handedly
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RANGER513 » September 24th, 2010, 9:29 pm
johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?
Handcuff his one wrist to a couple of zip-ties placed securely around his waist, search him, then and haul his ass off to the pokey.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by cams » September 24th, 2010, 10:49 pm
RangerX wrote:RANGER513 wrote:IMPROPER RECON:
Taking the longest, double-flushing, stinkiest, messiest crap of your entire life and looking over to see a small four inch by two inch piece of toilet paper left on the roll and no other toilet paper in the immediate A.O. !!!!!
Are you wearing socks?
'nuff said.
Now there's a flashback to some extended PT sessions. I can only imagine how many run routes are just littered with shit covered socks.
513, you can always just use yer hand then wash it after (hopefully).
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by IEDmagnet » September 25th, 2010, 3:34 am
So I watched another cop tell a man with no legs to get out of the car today. The argument was as follows....
"Get out of the car"
"I can't"
"Get out of the damn car"
"I can't"
"Why not"
"Cause I don't have any legs dumb ass"
That is all.
"Get out of the car"
"I can't"
"Get out of the damn car"
"I can't"
"Why not"
"Cause I don't have any legs dumb ass"
That is all.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RangerX » September 25th, 2010, 3:20 pm
IEDmagnet wrote:So I watched another cop tell a man with no legs to get out of the car today. The argument was as follows....
"Get out of the car"
"I can't"
"Get out of the damn car"
"I can't"
"Why not"
"Cause I don't have any legs dumb ass"
That is all.
Legless fucker got in the car somehow......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by C-MAC » September 25th, 2010, 3:47 pm
Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Lunch » September 27th, 2010, 9:50 pm
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
Depends on if he is a half-assed fighter.
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