Random thought of the moment.

by **Jim** » September 8th, 2010, 7:27 pm

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans--relax, here is our real problem.
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating. What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election!

They breed and they walk Among US...

by **RANGER513** » September 9th, 2010, 7:38 am

. wrote:Obama voters, cant tell em anything, cant legally kill em.

by **Flesh Thorn** » September 10th, 2010, 12:47 am

It it funny how random bits of wisdom given many years ago that you didn't understand then often make perfect sense now.

by **rgrokelley** » September 10th, 2010, 2:27 am

Bacon... its what seperates us from the enemy!

Mmmmm.... Bacon!

by **IEDmagnet** » September 10th, 2010, 2:40 am

Bacon.... my friends.... is what seperates us from a once a week man orgy is what he meant to say.

by **Lunch** » September 10th, 2010, 6:14 am

Flesh Thorn wrote:It it funny how random bits of wisdom given many years ago that you didn't understand then often make perfect sense now.

Not unlike Bugs Bunny cartoons...

by **KW Driver** » September 10th, 2010, 8:50 am

This Taptalk shit is pretty sweet. Mow if I could just find an app for insomnia...

by **cams** » September 10th, 2010, 12:26 pm

KW Driver wrote:This Taptalk shit is pretty sweet. Mow if I could just find an app for insomnia...

I don't know if it does this to everybody, but every single thread I want to read, before it will finish loading, the goddamn tapatalk pop-up comes onto my shit, and the site/thread won't finish loading the page until I 'x' out of the advert. This is the only site that it happens on for me.

by **K.Ingraham** » September 10th, 2010, 6:16 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:It it funny how random bits of wisdom given many years ago that you didn't understand then often make perfect sense now.

"when did I become my parents?!"

by **Jim** » September 10th, 2010, 6:31 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:"when did I become my parents?!"

I've been experiencing the same thing, Kevin. There's this old, fat, bald guy living in my mirror. Bad enough, he looks like my father -- now he's even beginning to sound like my father.

by **Baseplate** » September 10th, 2010, 7:41 pm

Jim wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:"when did I become my parents?!"

I've been experiencing the same thing, Kevin. There's this old, fat, bald guy living in my mirror. Bad enough, he looks like my father -- now he's even beginning to sound like my father.

But will he slap the shit out of you like dad did?

by **Flesh Thorn** » September 10th, 2010, 8:00 pm

Why do most female cops usually way 300 lbs ? :shock:

by **KW Driver** » September 10th, 2010, 10:04 pm

cams wrote:
KW Driver wrote:This Taptalk shit is pretty sweet. Mow if I could just find an app for insomnia...

I don't know if it does this to everybody, but every single thread I want to read, before it will finish loading, the goddamn tapatalk pop-up comes onto my shit, and the site/thread won't finish loading the page until I 'x' out of the advert. This is the only site that it happens on for me.

I've got an iPhone and it doesn't do that. Don't know what you're running

by **C-MAC** » September 11th, 2010, 12:40 am

KW Driver wrote:This Taptalk shit is pretty sweet. Mow if I could just find an app for insomnia...

You find the cure- let me know.

I never slept much to begin with, but surviving September 11th has kept me up for the better part of 9 years now. I just want to move beyond it, or reenlist to feel like I am helping to spare the next guy that experience.

by **IEDmagnet** » September 11th, 2010, 2:08 am

In an odd twist of events, I found myself GUARDING a fucking Mosque at work today. Tomorrow is 9 years since the world went to the bottom half of the shit basket, my daughter will be 10 tomorrow, and all I can think is I spent all fucking day today guarding a fucking Mosque in my entire HRT turnout.

What a fucking worthless detail that I have all damn weekend.