Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » September 3rd, 2010, 2:10 am

Cliv03 wrote:Prednisone fucking sucks.


depends on how much for how long, what side effects you got?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 3:14 pm

10mg pill 4x daily for 3 days, then 3x daily for 3 days, 2x daily for 3, then 1x daily for 3.
poison ivy, made its way from my legs to my upper lip and left eye.

Nauscious, groggy, restless, constipated...just all around shitty.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » September 3rd, 2010, 5:08 pm

Prednisone is some really nasty shit, sometimes worse than what you are taking it for. The reason for prescibing it like the Doctor did is that it's VERY addictive and if you don't taper off the dosage, it feels like every bone in your body is breaking! Taken for long periods of time, it will double or triple your weight, make your face swell so bad the Doctors call it "Moon Face", make fatty deposits build up between your shoulder blades just below your neck.....called "Buffalos Hump". It will also fuck up your liver and kidneys if the dosage is high enough for long enough. NASTY SHIT, but it does work good if taken for short periods like you are.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 5:22 pm

Am I gonna die??
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 5:26 pm

I already had to take off 3 days from working for the nice people of Detroit/Dearborn...thinking about taking today and tomorrow off too and going back to work on Tuesday. This sucks....I guess it knocks out the immune system as well. Nothing like catching a nasty from some dipshit.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrwest » September 3rd, 2010, 5:26 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Am I gonna die??


Only if you don't take the following regimen of the medication...........

10mg pill 4x daily for 3 days, then 3x daily for 3 days, 2x daily for 3, then 1x daily for 3.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 5:36 pm

Yeah, the doc said we are gonna nip this in the bud....I could deal with the swollen poison ivy lip....but the swollen hands and face...maybe it will swell my wiener up too.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 6:40 pm

Fuck it...took today and tomorrow off.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » September 3rd, 2010, 7:16 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Fuck it...took today and tomorrow off.


There's nothing like a few "What the Fuck" days from work to make you feel better!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » September 3rd, 2010, 7:25 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Fuck it...took today and tomorrow off.


Who is gonna watch all your Moooosllums?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 7:53 pm

Funny how you spelled "Moooosllums," a few weeks back I took a report of a threatening letter and the sender wrote Moooosllums that same way.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » September 3rd, 2010, 7:57 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Funny how you spelled "Moooosllums," a few weeks back I took a report of a threatening letter and the sender wrote Moooosllums that same way.


I think you just busted that case wide open
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » September 3rd, 2010, 8:51 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Yeah, the doc said we are gonna nip this in the bud....I could deal with the swollen poison ivy lip....but the swollen hands and face...maybe it will swell my wiener up too.


What did you say you were sucking on again? :shock:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » September 3rd, 2010, 10:10 pm

The doc said "nip this in the bud"....I suddenly got woozy, then I woke up bleeding from the ass and my mouth. I thought that was the normal reaction to taking prednisone....Wait a minute....I hadn't taken prednisone yet...Looks like I got raped again.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » September 4th, 2010, 2:47 am

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