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Again? Don't make me ..... ! :lol:
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I really should learn to be more appreciative of unsolicited advise and opinions from early 20 somethings, especially females, who have almost zero adult experience and are still on their parents health and cell phone plans. Just because they have never accomplished anything outside of obtaining a degree doesn't mean they lack an understanding of taxes, mortgages, how the government works, structured work environments, etc. :twisted:

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Flesh Thorn wrote:I really should learn to be more appreciative of unsolicited advise and opinions from early 20 somethings, especially females, who have almost zero adult experience and are still on their parents health and cell phone plans. Just because they have never accomplished anything outside of obtaining a degree doesn't mean they lack an understanding of taxes, mortgages, how the government works, structured work environments, etc. :twisted:

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"Yes, hi, I'd like to exchange my Obie the Community Organizer/Muslim sympathizer from Kenya figurine for one Benjamin Netanyahu Israeli Commando figurine please."

"What? No thank you it's for my mother, she just prefers men over spineless liberals."

"Really? All the Obie's are being returned as weak and unusable? You don't say."

"Oh no please, I will gladly pay to send him back to you."
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cams wrote:"Yes, hi, I'd like to exchange my Obie the Community Organizer/Muslim sympathizer from Kenya figurine for one Benjamin Netanyahu Israeli Commando figurine please."

"What? No thank you it's for my mother, she just prefers men over spineless liberals."

"Really? All the Obie's are being returned as weak and unusable? You don't say."

"Oh no please, I will gladly pay to send him back to you."
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cams wrote:"Yes, hi, I'd like to exchange my Obie the Community Organizer/Muslim sympathizer from Kenya figurine for one Benjamin Netanyahu Israeli Commando figurine please."

"What? No thank you it's for my mother, she just prefers men over spineless liberals."

"Really? All the Obie's are being returned as weak and unusable? You don't say."

"Oh no please, I will gladly pay to send him back to you."
Now that's the best random thought I've seen in a long time. :lol:
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It is a shame to see a family torn apart by something as simple as...............




......................................................wild dogs.
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Tracker275 wrote:It is a shame to see a family torn apart by something as simple as...............




......................................................wild dogs.
But it could be fun to watch, depending on the family. :lol:
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rangerjd wrote:
Tracker275 wrote:It is a shame to see a family torn apart by something as simple as...............




......................................................wild dogs.
But it could be fun to watch, depending on the family. :lol:

I have a few I could volunteer. My neighbors for a start.


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Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good." -- Movie: Conan the Barbarian
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Tracker275 wrote:Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good." -- Movie: Conan the Barbarian
Interestingly they put two of Ghenghis Khan's quotes into the movie. Khan talked to his sons and asked what is best. One son did the famous "crush your enemies" line ... actually it was "A man's greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those who cherished them."

But Khan, pretty much burned out on killing everybody who pissed him off, said it was "the open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist and the wind in your hair"

Also interestingly, Khan, once he established his empire, was one of the few where religious freedom and science could do what they wished without worry of punishment from the government. The rules were harsh, but if you didn't go break them, the Mongol empire was a pretty good place to live. This was a country where Khan said that a naked virgin could walk through his empire with a bag of gold and have no fear.
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rgrokelley wrote:Khan said that a naked virgin could walk through his empire with a bag of gold and have no fear.
Khan never walked the quad.
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cams wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Khan said that a naked virgin could walk through his empire with a bag of gold and have no fear.
Khan never walked the quad.
Yeah, no kidding....ROFL!!!
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cams wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Khan said that a naked virgin could walk through his empire with a bag of gold and have no fear.
Khan never walked the quad.
No truer statement has ever been make. Cams have you seen the Quad lately, a lot has changed since you were here. It's a beautiful site with the new memorial, new barracks and all.
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Holy fuck'n balls Batman!!!!

A classic at last!!!!!....I mean...it is Erik Fuck'n Estrada!...
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