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Honey is NOT a good lubricant
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RangerX wrote:Honey is NOT a good lubricant
You think? I heard used motor oil was the next best. Bwahahahaa!
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Always pick the big kid when you have do a buddy carry up cardiac hill. Everyone else will thank you for it, and it'll cover up the fact that you're slow as shit due to being winded from the run 8)
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NeverSayDie wrote:Always pick the big kid when you have do a buddy carry up cardiac hill. Everyone else will thank you for it, and it'll cover up the fact that you're slow as shit due to being winded from the run 8)
Ahahaha!!!

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Lunch wrote:One of my good friends puked each and every morning on his way up Cardiac Hill.
Ranger Lunch,

There's a kid that was my roomate in Jump School, who threw up in the middle of the second stanza three days ago. He's still catching shit for it. :lol:
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NeverSayDie wrote:
Lunch wrote:One of my good friends puked each and every morning on his way up Cardiac Hill.
Ranger Lunch,

There's a kid that was my roomate in Jump School, who threw up in the middle of the second stanza three days ago. He's still catching shit for it. :lol:
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Amish Mafia ? What next, Amish hookers ?
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Flesh Thorn wrote:Amish Mafia ? What next, Amish hookers ?
That show was horrid. Discovery has stooped to a new low.

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Agreed. That was the biggest piece of shite. I would like to punch them all in the grundle.
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For some strange reason "Wierd Al" Yankovic kept playing in my head.

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rangertough wrote:For some strange reason "Wierd Al" Yankovic kept playing in my head.

Tough
Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
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Jim wrote:
rangertough wrote:For some strange reason "Wierd Al" Yankovic kept playing in my head.

Tough
Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
Exactly.
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IEDmagnet wrote:Agreed. That was the biggest piece of shite. I would like to punch them all in the grundle.
:lol:

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