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Random thought of the moment.

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Zonk 1/75 wrote:word
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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An ugly poor man is an ugly poor man and an ugly rich man is just a rich man
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Some things are better rented than owned......
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RangerX wrote:Some things are better rented than owned......
2" flap!
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Buzz wrote:
RangerX wrote:Some things are better rented than owned......
2" flap!
Agree. If it flies, floats or fucks, renting is better.
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Buzz wrote:
RangerX wrote:Some things are better rented than owned......
2" flap!
Also known in small circles by the acronym 'ESF' (Enemy Skin Flap).
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A guy told me today "Never marry a woman you can't knock out with one punch" I don't disagree
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Baseplate wrote:A guy told me today "Never marry a woman you can't knock out with one punch" I don't disagree
Sort of fits in with my "If you can't hear the stereo when she sits on your face" policy.....
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After a couple too many glasses of Makers Mark (is that possible? :roll: ) I told Blondie the other night "Your piehole is like a bank vault. It really needs to stay shut unless I need to make a deposit". 8) :lol:
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RangerX wrote:
Baseplate wrote:A guy told me today "Never marry a woman you can't knock out with one punch" I don't disagree
Sort of fits in with my "If you can't hear the stereo when she sits on your face" policy.....
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Quite possibly the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Image


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Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??
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cams wrote:Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??
Colateral evolution? :lol:
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cams wrote:Question of the day:

If we evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys??
Slow learners.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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