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Slowpoke wrote:
Lunch wrote:Holy crap: I learned today that a late 20's or early 30's college grad I work with has never even heard of the book "1984". He tried to explain that the reason he probably hadn't heard of it was because 1984 was before he was in school...

Yikes.
And it gets worse as you get more aged. After so many blank stares at one of your witty references to someting old, you just tell them, GOOGLE IT!
Recently at the office everyone was talking about "facts" so I said "Just the facts, ma'am"

Blank stares

So I said, you know, like Joe Friday

More blank stares

Then I said, you know, like Joe Friday in Dragnet.

Absolute blank stares, with a little apprehension creeping in.......

Fahchrissakes, haven't any of you ever heard of Jack Webb, Dragnet, etc. etc????

Uh, no.

Slunk back to my office.
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Lefty wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:
Lunch wrote:Holy crap: I learned today that a late 20's or early 30's college grad I work with has never even heard of the book "1984". He tried to explain that the reason he probably hadn't heard of it was because 1984 was before he was in school...

Yikes.
And it gets worse as you get more aged. After so many blank stares at one of your witty references to someting old, you just tell them, GOOGLE IT!
Recently at the office everyone was talking about "facts" so I said "Just the facts, ma'am"

Blank stares

So I said, you know, like Joe Friday

More blank stares

Then I said, you know, like Joe Friday in Dragnet.

Absolute blank stares, with a little apprehension creeping in.......

Fahchrissakes, haven't any of you ever heard of Jack Webb, Dragnet, etc. etc????

Uh, no.

Slunk back to my office.
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The TV show "Modern Family" has theeeee hawtest Hispanic woman on TV! Dayamn!

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panthersix wrote:The TV show "Modern Family" has theeeee hawtest Hispanic woman on TV! Dayamn!

Sofia Vergara

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_967bNnm2CHs/S ... _Shawl.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Lunch wrote:OOOOOH SHIT. I'm starting to notice I got a little too liberal with the Icy Hot for my hip flexor strain. Ooooh, the burn the burn.
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Lefty wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:
Lunch wrote:Holy crap: I learned today that a late 20's or early 30's college grad I work with has never even heard of the book "1984". He tried to explain that the reason he probably hadn't heard of it was because 1984 was before he was in school...

Yikes.
And it gets worse as you get more aged. After so many blank stares at one of your witty references to someting old, you just tell them, GOOGLE IT!
Recently at the office everyone was talking about "facts" so I said "Just the facts, ma'am"

Blank stares

So I said, you know, like Joe Friday

More blank stares

Then I said, you know, like Joe Friday in Dragnet.

Absolute blank stares, with a little apprehension creeping in.......

Fahchrissakes, haven't any of you ever heard of Jack Webb, Dragnet, etc. etc????

Uh, no.

Slunk back to my office.




I ran a check on a guy who I was thinking had warrants. His last name was Luke.

I walked into dispatch and had them run the guy. I told the dispatchers his last name is Luke, just like Cool Hand.........

Blank stares around the room ! :shock:

Guess I'm getting kinda old. :evil:
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RANGER513 wrote:



I ran a check on a guy who I was thinking had warrants. His last name was Luke.

I walked into dispatch and had them run the guy. I told the dispatchers his last name is Luke, just like Cool Hand.........

Blank stares around the room ! :shock:

Guess I'm getting kinda old. :evil:
I guess what you have here is a failure to communicate! :lol:


Sorry, couldn't resist.
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I like tits. I like big ones, that are so large you can't see a girl's face from the lower half. I like medium ones that have the greatest cleavage. I like small ones that have the nipples poking through the T shirt on a chilly day. I like them all.



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Well then, lets gets some tit pics up here for you...

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Warriorwife wrote:Well then, lets gets some tit pics up here for you...

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You didn't have to put up your own facebook photos. Now we know who you are! :D
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rgrokelley wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Well then, lets gets some tit pics up here for you...

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You didn't have to put up your own facebook photos. Now we know who you are! :D

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Is it wrong to form a sexual attraction to the little gummy-bear thingy next to your Avatar?
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