Random thought of the moment.

by **Darksaga** » October 10th, 2006, 7:18 pm

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Carry on.

by **RTO** » October 10th, 2006, 7:23 pm

The movie "Jurassic Park" has it all wrong. Tyrannosauri Rex don't run around like ostriches. In terms of body structure, they are more similar to kangaroos -- thick back legs, skinny forelegs, and a long tail for balance. I think the T-Rex used to get around by bouncing. They'd leap around everywhere and make a lot of noise. They'd catch pterodactyls in mid-flight. They'd take down a Brontosaurus by jumping on its neck. I'm glad those bad boys aren't around anymore.

by **RangerX** » October 10th, 2006, 7:27 pm

by **Rock Island Ranger** » October 10th, 2006, 7:59 pm

If a Fireant was as large as a small Poodle, it would be able to lift a car, kill whole cities of people and have enough venom to...to...to...really fuck you up! :shock:

by **Slowpoke** » October 10th, 2006, 10:48 pm

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way????

by **rgrpuck** » October 10th, 2006, 10:56 pm

Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?

by **Scuba Wino** » October 10th, 2006, 11:26 pm

Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?

by **RangerX** » October 10th, 2006, 11:27 pm

Scuba Wino wrote:Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?

No, you just need to change the prescription for your mask......

by **Scuba Wino** » October 10th, 2006, 11:50 pm

RangerX wrote:
Scuba Wino wrote:Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?

No, you just need to change the prescription for your mask......

by **Oto-Man** » October 11th, 2006, 12:04 am

First it was spinach...then carrot juice...now lettuce...whats next?

I'm just glad I gave up eating Vegitables years ago...they are too hard to get back in the wheelchair.

and...

They asked Mark Foley what the hardest thing was about dating a 10 year old boy...he said getting the blood and poop stains out of the clown suit. :shock:

by **AbnRgr289** » October 11th, 2006, 1:11 am

Darksaga wrote:Random thought of the moment.

My balls itch! :shock:

by **Ranger Bill** » October 11th, 2006, 1:22 am

Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?

by **RTO** » October 11th, 2006, 1:23 am

rgrpuck wrote:Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?

Unfortunatly, there is no black and white answer to this question. According to Sciencebob.com it says:
"The answer to this question comes down to perspective. Many zoologists would say that a zebra is white because its stripes end towards the belly and the belly is mostly white.

Others would say that a zebra is black because if you shaved all the fur off a zebra the skin is mostly black. So it really depends on how you want to look at it."

by **RTO** » October 11th, 2006, 1:24 am

Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?

Yes!

by **Ranger Bill** » October 11th, 2006, 1:25 am

RTO wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?

Yes!

Then I am.

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