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Farrah Fawcett got to heaven’s gates and God said he would grant her one wish. Farrah replied she wished all the children on earth to be safe. God granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson. I re-read this joke and laughed as hard as I did the first time. Just goes to show you how much I cared abo...

As far as qualifications, sometimes people overlook the following fact............................... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/LaxDaddyMan/levitate.jpg just thought I'd get things back on track ROFLMAO!!! Now that was good, so does this mean I can only levitate 50% of the normal heigh...

July 17, 2009 Waiting for God to Answer READ | Psalm 17:1-6 Yesterday we learned several reasons why a prayer may seem to go unanswered. Consider one more: unconfessed sin. The Lord has promised to forgive transgression once we admit our action is wrong and turn away from it (1 John 1:9) . If we on...

Zonk 1/75 wrote:

. wrote:That was a joke, right Zonk?

nope.....

Young Padwan, What Ranger Jim and Ranger Bill told you was spot on. In the old days you "might" get the 82nd but who cares, this won't apply to you. One recruiter just might give you inaccurate information, but who cares? YOU'VE GOT THE OPTION 40 Contract. Many may not have made it in the ...

You have to watch this until the very end, at one point it isn't funny (but he turns out alright, its the ending that's funny)

A walk in the park eh?

July 15, 2009 An Ordinary Person READ | Matthew 4:18-20 The apostle Peter was an ordinary person who lived in an extraordinary time. His was the generation during which Jesus lived on the earth and died for the salvation of mankind. Peter (who was originally called Simon) met the Lord through his b...

A little old man is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!" Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3." The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here so...

January 14, 2009 Spiritual Causes of Discouragement READ | 1 Chronicles 28:20 Even when we pay attention to the external causes of discouragement, such as relationships, its more subtle intrusions into our lives can take us by surprise. So let’s look at some spiritual causes. 1. Satan: a primary in...

July 13, 2009 The Outcome of Discouragement READ | 2 CORINTHIANS 7:9-10 As we saw yesterday, discouragement is a common problem. It may start with a divided mind but can easily turn into blaming others and wallowing in anger. Sadly, its effects don't stop there. For one thing, if you regard the one...

Howdy Warriors Mom, glad to have you aboard. I trust that your stay here will be fruitful and supportive for you while your son is serving our Country. May God be with you and your son while he defends our nation.

Now this is gonna be one helluva way to celebrate the 4th of July!!! You rasied a fine young warrior ma'am, thank you for doing so, and thank your son for achieving what many fail to do! Rangers Lead the Way!!! P.S. you might want to by him some extra razor blades so he can shave, lol (its an inside...

Damn, he fought till the end, doctors didn't diagnosis correctly and now he's with our Creator in Heaven. May God Bless is soul.

Rest in Peace Ranger.

~S~